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circularvortex
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Marijuana Gnomes?
#7910532 - 01/21/08 04:50 PM (16 years, 11 days ago) |
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Step 1: Steal marijuana Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit
So 2 nights ago I went to bed and brought my bag with me and set it on my headboard right next to my pipe and lighter in case I wanted to wakenbake the following morning, right? I admit I was pretty high, but I am like 99% sure I put it on my headboard. I wake up in the morning and take a shower and get breakfast and all that business, and go back and look...my pipe and lighter are still there...but no bag. Wtf. No problems I says to myself, I says...so I look behind my bed, under my bed, under my pillows, on my covers, under the covers, and under my mattress. No bag. I live by myself and nobody was over...and now after two days of searching and cleaning I still have no bag. WTF HAPPENED TO IT?! I mean it was less than a half eight...but still wtf? How does this shit happen?
Anybody up for a marijuana gnome stake-out to capture and kill these little thievin' bastards?
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lol a wormhole opened up in you bedroom and ate it.
call a scientist, he'll know what to do.
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i lost my pipe once in my house and never found it, i swear it was in my pocket the whole time
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your high
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circularvortex
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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: fee]
#7910579 - 01/21/08 04:58 PM (16 years, 11 days ago) |
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I certainly wish I was fee, but if you'd read my post then you'd have known that I haven't got a bag
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I am sure the gnomes themselves do them themselves
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CosmicFool
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I've had the same thing happen.
it's either gnomes or a stoner moment, either way I'm not happy
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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: CosmicFool]
#7910660 - 01/21/08 05:16 PM (16 years, 11 days ago) |
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I've had that happen with stuff in my special black box. Put an eighth of excellent stuff grown on an indian reservation... back before I smoked daily. Went back for it one day for some inspiration, and it was totally gone. No trace.
Fucking gnomes.
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Shit like that happens to me all the time, i blame the Gnomes!
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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: gENERIX]
#7910799 - 01/21/08 05:44 PM (16 years, 11 days ago) |
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A long time ago I had a bag of shake and seed that I got from my friend, cuz I was planning on growing, and I put it in my mini fridge and I never saw it again. I still look for it sometimes. Damn gnomes.
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I have two sugar cubes with an unknown but generous number of drops of acid on them, but the damn Gnomes took off with em...
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once I had 7 xanax bars and woke up the next morning they were all gone, but I did them all I guess because I was really fucked up. I remembered snorting the first 4 bars but the 3 after that, maybe I should be dead from that?
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Maybe you ARE dead from that.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
...fucking gnomes, still can't find my bag.
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Dog, cat ate it?
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circularvortex
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No pets.
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circularvortex
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Found it!
The little buggers hid it in my sweatshirt-jacket pocket!
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