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OfflineDrewwyann
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The Dumbest Warning Labels You've Read
    #7892845 - 01/17/08 12:35 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I'll start with mine...

There was a bucket in my friends house that people would sit on when there were no seats left in the basement.

It had a warning label on it that had a picture of a baby folded in half, and it read "Do not place infants in bucket".

The picture looked something like this...


What are some stupid warning labels you've read?


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7892847 - 01/17/08 12:37 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)



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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7892849 - 01/17/08 12:37 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Billy Connolley in his stand up said he saw an electric hair dryer with "do not use in shower" on the label.  :rofl:


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7892854 - 01/17/08 12:38 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

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beat ya too it, bucko

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7892516/an/0/page/1




I don't know what you're talking about. This is clearly a thread about alternatives to body wash.


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7892861 - 01/17/08 12:41 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I once saw on a can of Raid, or maybe it was BlackFlag, the warning: "Not for human consumption".

Um ... you think? :nonono:


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7892870 - 01/17/08 12:41 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)



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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7892872 - 01/17/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)



http://www.engrish.com has lots of good ones :lol:


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: sam420]
    #7892877 - 01/17/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

sam420 said: [X]






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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7892888 - 01/17/08 12:44 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Engrish doesn't count.


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Newbie]
    #7892893 - 01/17/08 12:45 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Exactly what I was thinking.
We want non-translated stupid labels. :lol:


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7892904 - 01/17/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

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andyistic said:
Exactly what I was thinking.
We want non-translated stupid labels. :lol:




:yesnod:

Edit: I just read the warning for my blacklight, and it said "fluorescent light(bulb) may shatter if broken."


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7892919 - 01/17/08 12:49 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

My ex saw a sign on the bathroom door at Subway once.  You know, the bathroom is for customer's only sign?  She goes, "Well what the fuck are the employees supposed to do?!"  :lol:  I just hung my head low and laughed until she figured it out.


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Newbie]
    #7892925 - 01/17/08 12:51 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

You could have replied to her with: "What do you think is in the food?" :lol:


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7892951 - 01/17/08 12:57 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Sleeping pills that say, May cause drowsiness

Coffie cups that say, Caution contents may be hot

Or water bottles that have a contents list.


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
    #7892964 - 01/17/08 12:59 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

:lol: I love it when water has ingredients on it.

I've got the stupidest label I've ever read on the tip on my tongue, but I just can't seem to remember what it was.


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7893010 - 01/17/08 01:11 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

You know that these warning labels are on there because some fucking idiot did something stupid and sued right?

Well at least some of the ridiculous ones are.


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893016 - 01/17/08 01:13 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I've got a virgin Mary toast stamper, and its made of plastic. It says "Do not put in toaster"


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Labels You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7893391 - 01/17/08 03:08 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)



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Re: The Dumbest Warning Labels You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7893397 - 01/17/08 03:09 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I got a pack of batteries with a remote control
the warning read "do not eat"


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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7893405 - 01/17/08 03:13 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Rowenta Iron box: Do not iron clothes on body


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