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The Dumbest Warning Labels You've Read
#7892845 - 01/17/08 12:35 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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I'll start with mine...
There was a bucket in my friends house that people would sit on when there were no seats left in the basement.
It had a warning label on it that had a picture of a baby folded in half, and it read "Do not place infants in bucket".
The picture looked something like this...

What are some stupid warning labels you've read?
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
#7892847 - 01/17/08 12:37 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
#7892849 - 01/17/08 12:37 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Billy Connolley in his stand up said he saw an electric hair dryer with "do not use in shower" on the label.
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: StonedShroom]
#7892854 - 01/17/08 12:38 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Quote:
StonedShroom said: beat ya too it, bucko
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7892516/an/0/page/1
I don't know what you're talking about. This is clearly a thread about alternatives to body wash.
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
#7892861 - 01/17/08 12:41 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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I once saw on a can of Raid, or maybe it was BlackFlag, the warning: "Not for human consumption".
Um ... you think?
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
#7892870 - 01/17/08 12:41 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#7892872 - 01/17/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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http://www.engrish.com has lots of good ones
Edited by sam420 (01/17/08 12:43 PM)
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: sam420]
#7892877 - 01/17/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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sam420 said: [X]

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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#7892888 - 01/17/08 12:44 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Engrish doesn't count.
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Newbie]
#7892893 - 01/17/08 12:45 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Exactly what I was thinking. We want non-translated stupid labels.
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#7892904 - 01/17/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said: Exactly what I was thinking. We want non-translated stupid labels.

Edit: I just read the warning for my blacklight, and it said "fluorescent light(bulb) may shatter if broken."
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Edited by Drewwyann (01/17/08 01:11 PM)
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
#7892919 - 01/17/08 12:49 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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My ex saw a sign on the bathroom door at Subway once. You know, the bathroom is for customer's only sign? She goes, "Well what the fuck are the employees supposed to do?!" I just hung my head low and laughed until she figured it out.
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Newbie]
#7892925 - 01/17/08 12:51 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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You could have replied to her with: "What do you think is in the food?"
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
#7892951 - 01/17/08 12:57 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Sleeping pills that say, May cause drowsiness
Coffie cups that say, Caution contents may be hot
Or water bottles that have a contents list.
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
#7892964 - 01/17/08 12:59 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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I love it when water has ingredients on it.
I've got the stupidest label I've ever read on the tip on my tongue, but I just can't seem to remember what it was.
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
#7893010 - 01/17/08 01:11 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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You know that these warning labels are on there because some fucking idiot did something stupid and sued right?
Well at least some of the ridiculous ones are.
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: learningtofly]
#7893016 - 01/17/08 01:13 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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I've got a virgin Mary toast stamper, and its made of plastic. It says "Do not put in toaster"
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Labels You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
#7893391 - 01/17/08 03:08 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Labels You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
#7893397 - 01/17/08 03:09 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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I got a pack of batteries with a remote control the warning read "do not eat"
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Re: The Dumbest Warning Lables You've Read [Re: Drewwyann]
#7893405 - 01/17/08 03:13 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Rowenta Iron box: Do not iron clothes on body
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