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Bubble Fart
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have you ever had one of those weird bubble farts? the ones where it comes out as a fart but then stays in your butt as a hard little bubble. well today i had one of these and i tried so hard to pop this shit with out looking stupid. i was moving around in my seat, i tried bending over hoping that might work. i even got up and stretched just so i could flop down on my ass with some pressure. this was one tough bubble. well i finally got to the point to where something had to be done so i get up and head towards the bathroom. as i was getting up some one had bumped into me and some how this set of some sort of reaction and popped the bubble, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! i mean everyone heard this shit. my face turned so fucking red. it was pretty shitty.


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one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum!
Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em.
And sometimes you see things that aren't there
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue cause it comes from a cow's dung


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Re: Bubble Fart [Re: ShortyShea]
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You were trigger happy man!

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Re: Bubble Fart [Re: ShortyShea]
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MY weirdest farts are the ones when I'm sitting down that make their way up between my nuts and thigh.  SUUUCH a funny feeling :lol:

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