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Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!)
    #7092848 - 06/26/07 12:50 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I've long wondered if you can store farts. I'm going to get some sealed canning jars and I'm going to fart into them. I want to send some of the jars to various Shroomerites. I then want the Shroomerites in question to open the jars and smell the contents.

Any volunteers? This is very important.


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7092863 - 06/26/07 12:55 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

use the jars and grow shrooms. then put said shrooms in the jar, THEN send it to me.


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: sui]
    #7092866 - 06/26/07 12:56 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

That has absolutely no scientific merit.


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7092869 - 06/26/07 12:57 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

no but i would love you forever.


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7092870 - 06/26/07 12:58 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

They should. Methane doesn't just disappear. Flame test is foolproof. You ever light your farts?


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: Cowgold]
    #7092878 - 06/26/07 01:00 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

couldn't you just fart in the jars, then set them aside for a week or so? why do you have to send them to someone else for sniffing?


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7092882 - 06/26/07 01:01 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

It's science, you wouldn't understand.


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7092883 - 06/26/07 01:02 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

cause if he sends them to people and they smell it he could say you smelled my farts, over and over and over and over and over.


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: Cowgold]
    #7092885 - 06/26/07 01:02 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

i suppose i'm just not a science-minded man. i bring shame to my family name.


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: Cowgold]
    #7092893 - 06/26/07 01:03 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Cowgold said:
You ever light your farts?




You know...I never have.

However, I do have fantasies about eating a ton of gas-inducing food (onions, protein bars, etc..) and then going out to some preppy club where I would proceed to fart like a madman. I wanted a friend to film the whole scene and watch what people do.


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7092899 - 06/26/07 01:05 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
couldn't you just fart in the jars, then set them aside for a week or so?  why do you have to send them to someone else for sniffing?




It would be just so cool to send your farts to other people.  :shrug:


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7092904 - 06/26/07 01:06 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

If you can master the SBD and go to a very stagnant area it would be funny as hell.


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7092910 - 06/26/07 01:07 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I farted the whole plane ride home from NYC.  Some pakistani guy kept turning around rubbing his nose.  My favorite part of NYC pizza.  :yesnod:


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7093853 - 06/26/07 09:01 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

i had two friends in high school that wanted to do this, also... I don't know why.

They tried various methods and determined the only real way to capture the fart was to fart in water... like a pool or bathtub... and trap the bubbles along w/ some water and seal it upside down in the water.

good luck with your attempts.

:smile:

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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: Yoschie99]
    #7093917 - 06/26/07 09:58 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

yeah i had this idea too...
not stealing your glory or anything...
i just had too much self respect
to speak it aloud to anyone....
your actually gonna have to capture your
gas in something like a long plastic bag
like the ones for newspapers, then squeeze
into the jar...but your gonna need excess gas
to force out the good air, so i recommend a
healthy diet of gyros and jalapeno poppers
preferably cooked by a guy with a big nasty
Greek mustache

and canning jars are the last thing you should
use unless you get a one peice lid...youll never
have time to assemble the lid with the inner ring
unless you poke 3 holes in the lid...prop your plastic
bag on top of 2 holes and let the air in the jar escape
through the last one...keep your nose to this hole...
as soon as you smell your Brand X...seal that whore...

...and i would be glad to recieve the jar, but expect one back!


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7094006 - 06/26/07 10:45 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

yeah we actually did this once, we farted into one of those postal tubes and mailed it across town to one of our friends. the nexty day we were sitting at his place smoking cones and he came in with the mail (which we'd completely forgotten about) and we watched him open up this tube addressed to him (he was so excited, he was like "who could have sent me this? what is it?" opened it and wathcing his face change from excitement to "DUDE WTF" was the most hilarious fucking thing i've ever ever seen/.

so yes, even in cardboard mail tubes, the fart stench still sticks. probably has something to do with the poo particles attaching themselves to the element of the inside of the tube. mind u, it was a group effort of about a collective hour of farting from 4 different people.


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: indica]
    #7094016 - 06/26/07 10:51 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

:lolz0rz:, to indica

:rofl2:, To RandalFlagg and his post.

Are you gonna send international farts?


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Re: Experimenting with fart storage and transportation (need your help!) [Re: UnderNose]
    #7094228 - 06/26/07 12:19 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I think its a lovely idea! Almost romantic. Farts get me positively randy! Have you ever considered farting for money?

PM me for how!

I have Flats you rent names!


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