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Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms
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Here's mine:

1. "Why are you looking at the wall? The joke is in your hand."

2. "The South will rise again" ...and underneath it written by someone else... "and you'll get your asses kicked again"

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: RandalFlagg]
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'Larry Bell is a dick who mistreats his employees'

on the bathroom of Bell's Eccentric Cafe


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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: RandalFlagg]
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The joke isn't what you are reading.....

Its in your hand!!!!!

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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"This is the best shitter on campus"

then ya gotta love the typical:

Dave was here...which will turn into Dave is a fag...which Dave will turn back to Dave is cool....

I love bathroom scribblings. they entertain AND inform

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: RandalFlagg]
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jinx

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Support terrorism: pay taxes to the CIA!

Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit but only farted
When I got a second chance
Farted so hard I shit my pants

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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you can shake it
you can squeeze it
you can bang it on the wall
But it must go back in your pants for that last damn drop to fall...


Found in the GIRLS bathroom before a 1990 Dead show at Cardinal stadium, Louisville Ky


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*You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual
roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it.


"the Cow bell as a symbol of unbridled passion, ladies and gentlemen!"

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: HeavyDutyJudy]
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I like this better:

No matter how you shake
And how you dance
The last few drops
Go in your pants!

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: DNKYD]
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If you sprinkle
when you tinkle

please be neat
and wipe the seat

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: Boom]
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If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
and wipe the seatie


Sex is like air, it's not important unless you're not getting any.

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: HeavyDutyJudy]
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If you shake it more then three times your playing with yourself

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: Krishna]
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3. "Ron Weston was here" ...and underneath it... "and his mom gives good head"

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I fucked her standing.
I fucked her lying.
If she had wings I'd fuck her flying.
Now she's dead but not forgoten.
Dig her up and fuck her rotten.


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:heart:

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: RandalFlagg]
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for good head call 254 442 2369

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: RandalFlagg]
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"bush uses the flag as a cum-rag"


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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: In(di)go]
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In(di)go said:
"bush uses the flag as a cum-rag"



Anti-bush things were never really funny. Half the time it's some teenager who went left-wing to get attention and started hating bush when it became cool.


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: Konnrade]
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I'd personally like to thank all of you for writing on the bathroom walls. You always keep me entertained whilst I piss.

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: RandalFlagg]
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"Please, do not write on the walls"


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I'm floating in the sea of stars,
I'm drifting away from the shore
I will be lost in the dream when the dark days come
But I will make the time run backwards and
I'll make the stars shine again

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: Snape]
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Oh no Mama Mia
I just splashed a load of runny diarrhea
I sit here stranded on the toilet bowl
Because there ain't no fucking ass wipe roll




Flush twice its a long way to the water fountain.


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The red grass, up to my knees
An aura comes towards me

Someone's changed the formula
Un-chaining another law

The structures, the colors
Uniform chaos is alternating

The nature of things

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Re: Funniest things you've seen scribbled in bathrooms [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
I'd personally like to thank all of you for writing on the bathroom walls. You always keep me entertained whilst I piss.



No prob.

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