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Invisiblechodamunky
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How does the Pope make Holy Water?
    #786203 - 07/30/02 12:51 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I thought this forum could use a few laughs, please feel free to post some religious or spiritual jokes. I read this one in a newspaper:

How does the Pope make Holy Water?

He beats the hell out of it!...:)


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Re: How does the Pope make Holy Water? [Re: chodamunky]
    #786211 - 07/30/02 12:57 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Of course.. he makes it the same way as the priests.. They should have used that in their defence for molesting all those little boys. But when they molest the little girls.. that's when they get their holy water.


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Re: How does the Pope make Holy Water? [Re: ravingbanana]
    #786258 - 07/30/02 01:20 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

you sick little monkey!!!


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Re: How does the Pope make Holy Water? [Re: chodamunky]
    #786416 - 07/30/02 02:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

How does the Pope make Holy Water?

He uses that clean-your-pee-overnight products in the back of High Times.



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Re: How does the Pope make Holy Water? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #786820 - 07/30/02 06:48 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

he takes a shit and lets it dry in the sun in an evaporating chamber, he then takes the water that evaporated and it is holy water! of course it is clean, but still, it came from his shit!


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Re: How does the Pope make Holy Water? [Re: chodamunky]
    #786858 - 07/30/02 07:07 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Obviously no one has figured out yet that this was meant to be a thread for posting jokes, and not for trying to come up with new punch lines for the one that's already been said. Maybe I can help get this thing steered back towards the right direction.

Here's mine:

How do you get a dozen bishops into a volkswagon?
Remove their hats.


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