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IllicitAlchemist
Becoming one.



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Trader Joes
#7849407 - 01/08/08 05:54 PM (16 years, 24 days ago) |
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Hi everyone. does anyone know if trader joe's does pre-employment drug tests. I'm applying for a job there but my piss is anything BUT clean.
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Zinglons Acolyte
Wizard Ninja



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heh i love trader joes, so much cool and hard to find stuff there, its really awesome to go in there stoned and look at all the cheese
-------------------- And they wandered off.. nine ways till bedfast. ----- "And lets pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'cause theres bugger-all down here on earth!" -Monty Python's "The Universe Song" from The Meaning of Life "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely considered as a bad move." -Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" "If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna
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dirtworshipper
Sitting in the heart cave



Registered: 05/12/07
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i applied there they never hired me though but i didn't have to give a drug test
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Robo
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Registered: 05/08/07
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They tap for spinal fluid and test that too
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Robo
R Series 66Y
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and anal probing
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: Trader Joes [Re: Robo]
#7849497 - 01/08/08 06:08 PM (16 years, 24 days ago) |
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I'm pissed, there's not a trader joes in my area!
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jimbohsp
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Re: Trader Joes [Re: Robo]
#7849504 - 01/08/08 06:09 PM (16 years, 24 days ago) |
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Ah Trader Joe's, great store. Love their produce 
I believe they only take a blood sample to make sure it's organic.. So if you've been taking pharmaceuticals or marijuana grown with pesticides you might be in trouble. Oh yea and shrooms that weren't grown on ORGANIC brown rice flour.
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hailtothethief
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iv got a buddy who works there and there is no way in hell he ever passed a drug test so i think you are good to go... unless their policies differ from store to store.
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sui
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Registered: 08/20/04
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trader joes is like THE stoner job
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trent
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Re: Trader Joes [Re: sui]
#7850008 - 01/08/08 07:51 PM (16 years, 24 days ago) |
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you're better off applying at blockbuster. when i asked the manager if they tested he said no that they probably think anyone who likes to watch a lot of movies all day probably are a bunch of stoners anyway. we laughed.
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Zinglons Acolyte
Wizard Ninja



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Re: Trader Joes [Re: sui]
#7850010 - 01/08/08 07:51 PM (16 years, 24 days ago) |
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meh when im stoned i like to get my hands into a computer, the weed helps me to pay closer attention to the details of what im doing, and i like working on comps when im sober even
as soon as i get my computer hardware certification im getting a job at one of the local computer shops (im gonna try the smaller businesses first for this reason, corporations are more likely to test)
-------------------- And they wandered off.. nine ways till bedfast. ----- "And lets pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'cause theres bugger-all down here on earth!" -Monty Python's "The Universe Song" from The Meaning of Life "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely considered as a bad move." -Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" "If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna
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Cannabischarlie
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don't worry about drug tests. go research using synthetic urine, you can buy it at headshops and I know for sure it works, you just have to use it right. You will never worry about a drug test ever again. I know I don't
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