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Are you a douche bag?
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Is there a point in the/your day/week/year/life when you think to yourself, "man, you must be the biggest douche in the world?".

It happens to me frequently.



































Then I look at the size of my cock, and I feel a whole lot better  :wink:


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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: Syle]
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because it's small and makes you think that you aren't the only douche-bag in the world? :cool:

Edit: just for making the comment that I just did, yes, I do think that I am a douche-bag sometimes.


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Edited by Drewwyann (12/03/07 06:01 PM)

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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: Drewwyann]
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Drewwyann said:
because it's small and makes you think that you aren't the only douche-bag in the world? :cool:


doh!


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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: Syle]
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I have the same realization constantly.  My dick doesn’t make me feel much better but my pathetically obsessed GF does. :grin:

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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: Mojo]
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Mojo said:
I have the same realization constantly.  My dick doesn’t make me feel much better but my pathetically obsessed GF does. :grin:


you poor baby  :smile:


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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: Syle]
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i love how this thread is just some stupid roundabout way for you to declare that you have a big dick. maybe you really are a douche.

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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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maybe?


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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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haha

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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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JonnyOnTheSpot said:
i love how this thread is just some stupid roundabout way for you to declare that you have a big dick. maybe you really are a douche.


:lol:

i don't like being the first person to state those things


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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: Syle]
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i know i can be a bit of a douche bag when i'm in a pissy/stressed out mood. for the most part i'm rather laid back and i believe i keep the douchebaggery to a fair minimum.

but given the right circumstances, like anyone else i can become enveloped in the bad mood and i will often become short and critical with others.

also, smash bros brings the foul mouthed douche out of me to a shocking extent.


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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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I am way more of a prick than a douchebag.

I feel like a douchebag would be wearing a popped collar and fucking underaged girls.


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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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JonnyOnTheSpot said:
i love how this thread is just some stupid roundabout way for you to declare that you have a big dick.


I'm declaring I have a small one, but then again theres worse so who am I to judge


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Re: Are you a douche bag? [Re: UnholyChild666]
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UnholyChild666 said:
JonnyOnTheSpot said:
i love how this thread is just some stupid roundabout way for you to declare that you have a big dick.


I'm declaring I have a small one, but then again theres worse so who am I to judge



:lol::congrats:  you have a small penis! you loser!


jk :grin:


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