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Another lame women post - what to do next?
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At last theres a female in my life. I'm seeing her most days at the smokin spot.

All my friends are trying to get in there and me too. She seems to not be too interested in my friends as they are all just blatantly trying to fuck her.

I've played it cool and just been a good friend to her, we get along well and I've kept her guessing whether or not I'm interested.

We been getting closer and closer so I think its time to make a move, before I lose and one of these chumps muscles his way in...

But the situation hasn't occurred yet. I think I need to get her on her own for a while so I can give her a kiss and go from there. As we are all friends I don't think it would be wise to try it in front of everybody.

I also think if I just tell her straight then I will lose the game.

So I'm just waiting like a hawk, for the opportunity but I don't want to wait too long and lose out. I really like this girl, I mean she's serious long term material!

So what to do? Ahhhh, do I just keep waiting the opportunity and hope it comes?

I spose so but I'm gonna cry if I lose it.

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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Ego Death]
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What, you just gonna reach over and kiss her?
Atleast ask her if she wanna grab a beer or coffee after work or something. If she doesnt, she is not in to you.


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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Ego Death]
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just be smooth. trust that your heart will have the appropriate response when the time comes.

and don't worry about losing anything, there is nothing to lose.

there's plenty of women out there!


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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: AlteredAgain]
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Definitely don't try to kiss her unless you know she digs you, that can turn out very awkward lol.. why not just talk to her on the phone or hangout with her alone?

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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Ego Death]
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Ask
Her
Out

If you can, cook her dinner, or take her to one of your favorite places!

Should go without saying, but this date = only the two of you.

Good luck :heart:


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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: geokills]
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I never ask girls out really, I tell them what the plan is. Works 4 me.

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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Ego Death]
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Geos right. You need to ask her out. And do it now. You've already established a friendship and she seems to like you (from what I can gather in your post anyway). Now just ask her out. Just make it a casual thing and if she is at all interested she'll say yes. If she says no then don't act all butt-hurt and get weird. Just keep up the friendship and she might still come around eventually. At least she'll know you are interested.


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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: GGreatOne234]
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GGreatOne234 said:
I never ask girls out really, I tell them what the plan is. Works 4 me.


Yeah that's the way to do it, just tell the bitch what's up

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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Ego Death]
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yeah, definately take her out somewhere. Don't call it a date, but it will be a date. If she declines, don't do anything, but if she accepts, go for it. A kiss might be awkward, but if your really into this girl, it's going to suck if she isn't into you, so awkwardness shouldn't even factor in much.

Unleesss, you want her to grow on you more i suppose. Then maybe wait. But if you think one of your friends will try to make a move, go for it. I'm not one to advocate competition for girls, but if you really think she has no interest in any of your friends, and you think you will treat her better than they would, go for it.


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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Ego Death]
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I agree with all the posts so far.  SOme more advice:

IF you find out she's not into you then let it be.  Forget about her and move on.  For your own sake, do not get pissed off or dramatic about it.  DO NOT make yourself look like a fool.  You will respect yourself in the long run.

"Respect the cock and tame the cunt."

:lol:


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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
"Respect the cock and tame the cunt."

:lol:

I don't know.. that sounds like Risky Business! :biggrin:


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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Ego Death]
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You can achieve your desired goal, winning over this girl and getting 'in there' before your friends, through the use of subtle verbal and non-verbal cues, even in the course of a normal conversation.

For instance, you've decided you want to take her out on a date, you might think of asking her something like "Would you like to go to the brewpub and get a pint?", but what most dudes don't realize is they can make their pitch a whole lot more effective by subtly inserting subconscious suggestions into the dialogue, things that most girls won't even notice. An example of this would be something like, "Hey, would you like to go to the blowjob and get a pint?" Or instead of "pint" you could say "my penis". The trick is to be confident and subtle. The flow of the conversation is maintained, you're that much closer to getting inside her vagina and she doesn't even know it yet.

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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Ego Death]
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Ego Death said:
I spose so but I'm gonna cry if I lose it.


work on yourself. i'm fairly certain relationships based on dependency(the presence of something or lack thereof determines your emotional state) are doomed for failure.

independence(recognition that it doesn't matter, ability to be fine sans external situations that you "think" are most beneficial) is k3y

Edited by ravin0fff (12/03/07 07:04 PM)

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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Viveka]
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Viveka said:
You can achieve your desired goal, winning over this girl and getting 'in there' before your friends, through the use of subtle verbal and non-verbal cues, even in the course of a normal conversation.

For instance, you've decided you want to take her out on a date, you might think of asking her something like "Would you like to go to the brewpub and get a pint?", but what most dudes don't realize is they can make their pitch a whole lot more effective by subtly inserting subconscious suggestions into the dialogue, things that most girls won't even notice. An example of this would be something like, "Hey, would you like to go to the blowjob and get a pint?" Or instead of "pint" you could say "my penis". The trick is to be confident and subtle. The flow of the conversation is maintained, you're that much closer to getting inside her vagina and she doesn't even know it yet.


I would LOVE to see this in action lol


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Viveka]
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you should use words that sound alike and have the same syllables.

"Hey, would you like to go to the pub and get a penis" will EASILY be picked up by the conscious mind

also, he mentioned he'd be interested in a long term relationship

if you want to manipulate some eye candy to get a couple cheap fucks, that's your decision. but i think complete honesty is more important if you're looking for more than the secks

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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: ravin0fff]
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If you're into her and she's a cool chick then go for it, don't let a good one pass by. It's always better to go out on a limb and make an ass of yourself if it doesn't work then never having tried at all.

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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Viveka]
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"hello, would you like to go to the viciously ride my penis and then turn around and let me cum on your mid-back?" (i replaced the word bar :smile:)

That'll be your winning line right there. I garentee it.


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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Drewwyann]
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I don't really don't do dinners or lunches with a girl until I am already in her pants for the most part. Tell her you're going to get a cup of coffee or glass of wine at a certain place at a certain time, with her of course (alone together).. you really should have gotten her cell number the first time you met her, so, you're already sort of floating around in chump-land in some kind of way-

If a girl stands you up on a date or is late, I absolutely love to tell the women she has disrespectful behavior and she is not worth my time. Calling them on their disrespectful behavior gets them every damn time, and it even works good even when theyre not being very disrespectful at all. But just be yourself when you meet, and try your damndest to make her laugh and make her smile (once you accomplish that you're half-way there). Just be yourself, and don't be shy. I.. well I almost always am very-nice and courteous gentleman, but, I also like to point things out to her own body that I don't like (especially if the girl is nearly flawless), I like to criticize her finger-nails or her hair but never any other part of her body is a big no-no. Commenting on her finger-nails is always the safest route for me. "those are kind of artificial looking nails, i like women with natural nails" -or- "your nails look so natural, you should really get something fancier done with them, i like a women who takes the time to make her nails look classier" it doesnt really matter how you approach it you just gotta diss her in some little way

If you dont get at least a kiss by the end of the night, when you part ways, point to your cheek suggesting she give you a kiss on the cheek at least and that is a innocent enough start for getting better things out of her down the line.. tell her to give you a hug too, those are always innocent enough, and embrace her for as long as you can, if you've got the balls now is a good time to throw in a something sexual about how your cock is enlargeing just from hugging her, nothing too creapy, just something cocky enough to show her you have confidence in your sexuality as a man, enough to make her laugh basically is most important when starting to talk like that

Then dont call her for at least three days and spend those three days dating other women. Eventually one will appeal to you enough to get into a committed relationship with (cause that is what it sounds like you want). But dont obsess over just one girl until you've landed the one you want for sure.

Have fun

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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: GGreatOne234]
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Take X pills with her now!

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Re: Another lame women post - what to do next? [Re: Knoa6]
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You need to find an excuse to see her in another situation, see her at lunch, run into her when you get the chance (don't stalk her), get to know her, find out what you have in common and use that as a reason to spend time with her. If you think she is long term material don't move to fast, girls don't move fast if they want something long term.


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