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So my landlord comes over today...
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We're rolling pennies, and he says "Rolling pennies? As long as it's not joints...<insert shitty grin>"

What the fuck is that? I mean, what a dick. He's also installing a smoke detector this week. Man, can't I even smoke my damn pot in my own damn apartment?


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Huuuuurrrrrr!

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Re: So my landlord comes over today... [Re: AlCapwn]
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Put a bag over it. :thumbup:
And get the place cleaned throughly when you leave. Its a pretty dick move to stain the carpet and curtains with pot stank and you won't get your deposit back.


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Re: So my landlord comes over today... [Re: AlCapwn]
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Fuck that man, I had like 6 smoke detectors in my last apartment. We used to bake that place with krypto-blunts and they didn't even go off.

Although years ago when I was in dorms we had that problem. We used to get empty paper towel rolls, stuff them with fabric softeners, then just blow your smoke thru them. Comes out smelling like flowers, on top of that you can turn your kitchen or bathroom fan/vent on and blow it directly into that.


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"Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war that we know about peace, more about killing that we know about living."

General Omar N. Bradley

Edited by 2FiNiTe (11/30/07 09:40 PM)

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Re: So my landlord comes over today... [Re: 2FiNiTe]
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cigarette smoke/ marijuana smoke won't set off a smoke alarm unless you are smoking directly under it. those are designed to detect high quantities of smoke. otherwise every stoner on your block would have alarms going off, all day and night.


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While there is a lower class, I am in it
While there is a criminal element, I am of it
While there is a soul in prison, I am not free.

Eugene V Debs

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Re: So my landlord comes over today... [Re: kriminalelement]
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Thats what I thought...in my apt we never had a problem. I mean a dorm is diff story, your always directly under it lol.


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Re: So my landlord comes over today... [Re: AlCapwn]
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AlCapwn said:
He's also installing a smoke detector this week. Man, can't I even smoke my damn pot in my own damn apartment?


Who said you can't take out the battery from the unit before you light up, and put it back just before you go to bed?

By the way, I have working smoke detectors around my place - pot smoke does not set them off.

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Re: So my landlord comes over today... [Re: Sell Your Soul]
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let me tell you how I met my landlord.
My building is 12 units, 3 floors with 4 units to a floor.

This girl on the first floor was signing her lease over to this roommate of hers and we were hanging out a lot. I live on the third, and the lease signing was at 9:30am, she comes and wakes me up at 9:45, and we talk and she is smoking in the 3rd floor stairwell. It smelled like pot out there and I said something, to which she replied that her roommates went up to the third floor stairwell to get high at 9:15 right before they signed the lease.

The landlord comes out of the apartment behind us then, and I half asleep wearing whatever the hell I just threw on to answer the door and we talk for awhile. His partner than comes upstairs and leaves quickly remarking "I can't stay up here any longer I dont want to get high" of course remarking on the smell. Although, thats all I got. It was great than renegoating the lease with him the other week when I didn't like that he left out a 24hr enterence clause.

oh and wtf is rolling pennies


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Calamity's waiting for a way to get to her
Rosy red and electric blue
I bought you a paddle for your paper canoe

Say you'll come back when you can
Whenever your airplane happens to land
Maybe I'll be back here too
It all depends on what's with you

Edited by C20H25N3O (11/30/07 10:49 PM)

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Re: So my landlord comes over today... [Re: 2FiNiTe]
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2FiNiTe said:
Fuck that man, I had like 6 smoke detectors in my last apartment.  We used to bake that place with krypto-blunts and they didn't even go off.

Although years ago when I was in dorms we had that problem.  We used to get empty paper towel rolls, stuff them with fabric softeners, then just blow your smoke thru them.  Comes out smelling like flowers, on top of that you can turn your kitchen or bathroom fan/vent on and blow it directly into that.


That's definitely an old jail trick. :wink:

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Re: So my landlord comes over today... [Re: C20H25N3O]
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C20H25N3O said:
oh and wtf is rolling pennies


It's what poor people do to buy a pack of wieners and hot dog buns.


Also, I'm aware that I can just disconnect that shit smoke detector, i'm just pissed he has the nerve to come install one. Instead of flat out asking me not to smoke pot, he weasels around like a little bitch with off hand remarks and stupid reasons to visit in attempt to gather incriminating evidence.

I also have a paranoid theory: I found a plastic mushroom thingie in the laundry room for our apartments, and I always suspected it of a trick to see if I'd pick it up and confirm some things. Like, what are the odds that I find a random plastic mushroom?


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Re: So my landlord comes over today... [Re: AlCapwn]
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AlCapwn said:
C20H25N3O said:
oh and wtf is rolling pennies


It's what poor people do to buy a pack of wieners and hot dog buns.



Oh, my bank does that for me for free.


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Calico Kahlia come tell me the news
Calamity's waiting for a way to get to her
Rosy red and electric blue
I bought you a paddle for your paper canoe

Say you'll come back when you can
Whenever your airplane happens to land
Maybe I'll be back here too
It all depends on what's with you

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Re: So my landlord comes over today... [Re: AlCapwn]
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you're smoke detectors wont go off.. smoke away.

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