(nodding slightly)Way to handle the situation with delicacy and poise, G1, you show a lot of class in being patient with this dude.
And dude... Magic Mushroom hunting is an occupation for two types of people, it seems to me, one of which is the mellow, focused, peaceful, quasi-spiritual type, and the other are agressive, emmotionally immature types who are just looking for a free high. These children who spilled their macho on you are probably of this latter ilke. I'm sure you'd agree. You might be either, or neither... but you might want to check into your heart and ask where you're coming from, and why you're out there in the first place.
I would bet that before this event, you've never had to use you bbgun in the field before. So why do you have it? where are you coming from, man?
If you're plinking cans and shit, that's cool.. no big... but the animals you will run into out there are not (repeat) NOT to be shot at. You are one of them, man, and you have to see that in order to really get into a good relationship with these mushrooms. They're smarter than they look, these shrooms, and like Santa Claus, they know when you've bad or good.
So be good, for GOODNESS' sake.
Also, you should take a lesson from the great1, on how to express yourself with aplumb and dignity. I, for one don't know what a dumb fuck shit is, but it probably isn't a good thing, and might be classified an insult. Might want to be more cleavor in your flaming methodolgy...
for example:
Ggggggreatone234, Your dad tells me your dick tastes like your brother's ass. wassupwithdat?

m~