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BrAiN
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I saw the craziest drunk driver tonight

#7609662 - 11/08/07 12:56 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

So I'm the designated driver tonight taking my friend home.. on this freeway just outside of DC tonight. The freeway has grassy hills and forests on either side. Some drunk ass flies past us at about 100 mph when we merge onto this freeway.

We accelerate onto the freeway and notice his tail lights in the distance.. fucker's going FAST and out of control.

Ahead we see some late night construction going on, on the freeway with the usual set of cop cars guarding the workers. Apparently this driver must have noticed he was about to plow DRUNK through the construction zone so he fuckin JERKED his car real hard to the right, and with his speed we saw his car go airborne for a bit.. land on another hill... roll through the forest area missing every tree.. only to fly off the top of another hill again and FINALLY come to a screetching, earth moving stop..

His car finally lands (on all 4 wheels, not a single flip or spin) and stops completely right NEXT to one of the cop cars... like.. fuckin right next to it.

Well.. no need for me to call the police. HAH! I hope everyone was alright.

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TripleTree3
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Re: I saw the craziest drunk driver tonight

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#7609672 - 11/08/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

That's intense. I've seen a few accidents like that and it freaked me out. One drunk asshole hit my car doing about 140. screw em

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blissedout

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Re: I saw the craziest drunk driver tonight

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#7609761 - 11/08/07 01:34 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

That's not good. Drunk drivers are really really stupid, but I can't say that I haven't driven abit tipsy on accasion. Nothing like that that I remember though. :crazy:

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UnholyChild666
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Re: I saw the craziest drunk driver tonight

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#7610033 - 11/08/07 06:40 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Thats intensity to the maximum

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habitat0789
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Re: I saw the craziest drunk driver tonight

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#7610039 - 11/08/07 06:48 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

that is so cool, not the drunk driving, but the landing next to the cop ace ventura stylee

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Merkin
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Re: I saw the craziest drunk driver tonight

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#7610049 - 11/08/07 07:00 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

insane!!

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PyroBurns
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Re: I saw the craziest drunk driver tonight

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#7610060 - 11/08/07 07:13 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I don't think that situation could have worked anymore perfectly.

The only way is if that dick just didn't drive drunk.

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Stizzle
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Re: I saw the craziest drunk driver tonight

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#7610429 - 11/08/07 10:12 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Reminds me of a time I was on the freeway at around 3am with no other cars but one other to the left of us keeping the same speed. All of the sudden they just slammed into the center divider and half their car went up on the side of it... sparks everywhere. They just kept on goin :congrats:

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