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OfflineDeadHeadNotLed
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Took a breathalyzer tonight
    #4457857 - 07/27/05 12:30 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

So, I was driving home from a party today and as I was a block away from dropping a few of my friends off at their apartment the cops had a little setup where they would stop a certain car. I'm pretty sure I remember learning that it had to be in some order, like every 5 or 10 cars they would question. But anyway, as I got to their car, I rolled down my window and the cop immediately told me to get out of the car. The cop said he smelled alcohol on my breath.

I guess he could've, cause I had 3 beers, but he probably just saw and/or smelled the alcohol on all of my wasted friends in my car, or heard Sugar Magnolia playing really loud on my radio (i didn't think to turn the music down when he stopped me). So he asked me a few questions and then gave me a breathalyzer test. It came up .07! He seemed upset by this, so he gave me another test. .07 again. He then told me to get in my car and get the hell out of his sight.

I felt pretty relieved because I was smoking the whole night, and I just missed .08, which is the legal limit in NY. I'm glad I don't really drink too much, because that really could've screwed up a lot of things, especially since I just got a very good job a few days ago.

Anyway, I'm gonna crack open a beer in celebration.


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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: DeadHeadNotLed]
    #4457860 - 07/27/05 12:31 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Take it as a sign.......


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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4457888 - 07/27/05 12:40 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Mighty Bop said:
Take it as a sign.......




to get really wasted and then drive.  What are the chances of it happening twice in one night :wink: :wink:  *I am kidding*


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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4457895 - 07/27/05 12:41 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Haha, very likely if he drives by the same place!!!


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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4457901 - 07/27/05 12:42 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

i had to drive preety drunk one night....

i did really good....


i forgot i was drunk,which is alot easier than people say....


i didn't even remebeer i was drunk until i stepped out of my car,haha....


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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: DeadHeadNotLed]
    #4457921 - 07/27/05 12:46 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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It came up .07! He seemed upset by this, so he gave me another test. .07 again. He then told me to get in my car and get the hell out of his sight.





what a fucking dick.

You'd think a cop would be happy that you weren't driving drunk, that you were being the responsible designated driver... But no, he's only thinking "damn, I wish this guy were drunk so I would have one more ticket towards my quota..."

what a fucking asshole.


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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4457936 - 07/27/05 12:50 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

if some guy blew a .08 i wouldnt have the heart to arrest him... thats just fucked up...


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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: AliceDee]
    #4457953 - 07/27/05 12:55 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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if some guy blew a .08 i wouldnt have the heart to arrest him... thats just fucked up...




cops don't have hearts....

it's a radioactive core of hate that fuels there intolerance.....

:smirk:


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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: DeadHeadNotLed]
    #4458060 - 07/27/05 01:21 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

dont drink and drive it is not worth it, I got one back in 1997, I will never drive mildly drunk again, I dont even walk around past my yard drunk...


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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4458102 - 07/27/05 01:31 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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CaptainH13 said:
cops don't have hearts....

it's a radioactive core of hate that fuels there intolerance.....







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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: TheDude]
    #4458184 - 07/27/05 01:51 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Is saw this episode of cops the other night. They pulled over this car for a busted tail light or something. There was 2 guys and 1 girl in the car. They were all grunger/pothead types however you wanna take that. You know, shroomerites. One guy had a shirt with George Bush on the front with "liar" on his forehead. The other guy had piercings and a mohawk and tattoos and the whole nine yards. The great thing about it was they all seemed pretty articulate and intelligent. They did find a couple bags of weed in the car, and the girl was like "I don't think it should be illegal" and "If it's used responsibly it's no worse than alcohol" and those schpiels. One of the cops said "Do you know what THC does to you?" and the girl replies "You mean tetrahydrocannibinol?", the cop repeats it and the girl kinda stumbles on what to say. He then proceeds to point out that it was illegal and that was all that mattered. The point was the cop was trying to make her look her stupid for no reason, which he did.

Anyways, tattoo guy got taken away for some warrant, the girl got a ticket, and the other guy got nothing. I just kept looking at these cops and their eyes thinking "This guy can't possibly believe marijuana is a bad thing, and if so, why is this person alive?" I just don't understand it. Social conditioning and not questioning authority I guess......


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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4458341 - 07/27/05 02:33 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

whoa you got lucky


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Re: Took a breathalyzer tonight [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4546658 - 08/17/05 02:39 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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CaptainH13 said:
Quote:

AliceDee said:
if some guy blew a .08 i wouldnt have the heart to arrest him... thats just fucked up...




cops don't have hearts....

it's a radioactive core of hate that fuels there intolerance.....

:smirk:




ROFL, so true, so true. Especially when they put 5 police officers vs poor little me trying to scare me into giving up my rights.


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