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Offlinehyper_dermic
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Monkey Tek!!! AMAZING RESULTS!!!
    #757374 - 07/18/02 07:06 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Here is is folks... Best tek to date....

1st u aquire 2 helper monkeys from ebay....
2nd train the monkeys to grow mushrooms and fetch you beer.....
then just sit back, drink beer, and watch monkeys grow mushrooms...

if u keep the monkeys on a steady diet of coffee and cocaine, they will produce MASSIVE flushes!

make sure to get one male and one female monkey, that way they will breed and be a self sustaining workforce.... their numbers will grow so large you can arm them with all kinds of tactical weapons and take over the world....

after u take over the world everyone eats banannas and mushrooms and throws poop at each other....

[hyp]




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Re: Monkey Tek!!! AMAZING RESULTS!!! [Re: hyper_dermic]
    #757384 - 07/18/02 07:09 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I can't stop laughing. My sides are splitting. Stop! You're killing me.


NOT!!


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:


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Offlinehyper_dermic
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Re: Monkey Tek!!! AMAZING RESULTS!!! [Re: TM]
    #757390 - 07/18/02 07:11 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

you wont be laughing when my monkeys poop in your fruiting chamber....

[hyp]


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OfflineJohnnyR
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Re: Monkey Tek!!! AMAZING RESULTS!!! [Re: hyper_dermic]
    #757395 - 07/18/02 07:12 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

shit the only monkeys on ebay are the stuffed ones...
where can i get the real ones??



j/k btw


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Offlinehyper_dermic
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Re: Monkey Tek!!! AMAZING RESULTS!!! [Re: JohnnyR]
    #757414 - 07/18/02 07:14 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I got my monkeys from the zoo....
they were throwing them out cuz they were defective or some shit....
dont matter that chim-chim only has 1 arm, he can still manage 5 terraniums dispite his disability...

tho it does prevent him from learning to shoot with a bow and arrow


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Re: Monkey Tek!!! AMAZING RESULTS!!! [Re: hyper_dermic]
    #757459 - 07/18/02 07:23 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I wasn't laughing douche bag...

I said "NOT!!"


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:


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    #757475 - 07/18/02 07:26 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Monkey Tek!!! AMAZING RESULTS!!! [Re: thaikoh]
    #757491 - 07/18/02 07:28 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah! Get rid of this CRAP post!


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:


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