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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
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Capatalistc nomad said:
I really need a bicycle, and I don't have any cash. I do however have a decent pair of bolt cutters.



sell said bolt cutters and buy a used bike. I have 3 you are welcome to, more may appear in time.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
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You're a venture capitalist, and you can't afford a bike?

Tie up too much of your capital?


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: Konnrade]
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A nigger stole my bike once. The one time I forgot to lock it.


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intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: TODAY]
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I am not going to say one way or the other if it is bad to steal from walmart but I will say this:

If you have to ask an internet forum what your morals are, well.....

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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
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heres a story for you.. when I was a kid, hippies loved hearing stories

one brother bought a truck, brand new. a 2006 Chevy 2500 HD with a gas engine, a
460. sweet truck. he owned his home, and he took out a loan to remodel. he has
no job.. some dumb decisions landed $500,000 of his cash in the hands of a crook
whom had made it vanish. he burned through his savings trying to impress some folks.

the bills come due, he discovers his broker has swindled him and has only a few
months before he loses his home, he has no income. he's flat busted. he trades
the truck for $5000 to put toward the note and in turn receives a much older
truck, valued at about $1500

acouple of monhths later he sells his house to one of his family and makes $30k
out of the deal, his other brother has found him a place to live that's free of
rent, a place to get started again. if he improves the land with a structure to
apply his craft he can own the land it sits on, 3 acres, free and with a clear
deed.

You've already guessed that he's spent the money, no improvement, but a
selfless act and the trust and respect he managed to earn has allowed him a
place to live for the remainder of his days. more of a nuisance than a burden to
his family but a strain none the less.


you remind me of this brother, take from this what you will, my advice to
you is the same advice I gave to him. stop starting over. stand up and make
your life. stop working so hard to achieve nothing.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I've had 2 bikes stolen from me it sucks ass, definitely don't steal it from a person. Fuck walmart though, it doesn't matter what's right, its only wrong if you get caught!


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: disturbed]
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there are alot of degenerates in this thread

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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: Noetical]
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Noetical said:
there are alot of degenerates in this thread


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: SneezingPenis]
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steal it. it's not like they'll notice.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: memes]
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meams said:
i personally would go to an upper-middle-class neighborhood and steal one off the lawn of some house that has shit all over the yard, who cleary does not take care of their shit - especially if its like a teenagers bike that way you know their parents will just buy them a new/better one.


I vouch for this, it happened to me once.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: Bridgeburner]
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don't steal off someone's lawn. that's fucked. my bike was stolen as a kid - like age 11. my mom couldn't afford to buy me another one. that was the last bike i had until i was able to afford my own in college recently.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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steal from the corporation. i'd say firebomb their fucking building too but i guess that's a little over the line. as a diplomat i say steal one bike and burn the rest with gasoline.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: Bridgeburner]
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b0red5tiff said:
steal it. it's not like they'll notice.


That's not the issue. The issue is whether or not you want a fellow Shroomerite locked up, which I don't. I have felt the bitterness of Wal-Mart's security, but luckily I was 12 at the time. If you're over 18, which this board requires you to be, then you are shit out of luck. Plain and simple. You may not get jail time, but you sure as hell won't get jobs easily.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
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well i didn't really stop to tink about all the security cameras.
Plan B: get a slick vintage schwinn for mighty cheap from some thrift store, and all the ladies will coooome a runnin!

p.s. anybody know what happened to those little gremlins? am i just dumb and cant find them?


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In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: BubblerBoy]
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BubblerBoy said:
am i just dumb and cant find them?


fraid so. press the smiley face on the far right directly above the box you type responses in.


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: learningtofly]
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Just don't try to ride it out of the store.  I've seen some guy try this at another big chain supermarket, and the security deactivated the doors...

Needless to say, he was apprehended after he crashed.

:thumbup:


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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: ZippoZ]
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get the bike ready and pull the fire alarm. couldn't hurt but it would make it that much more important that you don't get caught.


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Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.

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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
BubblerBoy said:
am i just dumb and cant find them?


fraid so.  press the smiley face on the far right directly above the box you type responses in. [/quote

ahhhh, it's all so clear now. for some reason all those little options under post aren't loading for me, just blank little ovals, like an internet chicken was patrolling and laying an egg every step...

:spazzychicken:  :justdontknow:


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In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: memes]
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wow there's a lot of people on this thread that have no experience with stealing

meams said:
here's the flaw with your plan:

while you would be able to chain that shit up outside and come back later dressed in black (so the cameras cant identify you)

all they'd have to do is look at the tape from that day - see who fucking walked a bike into the garden center and whammy - you're arrested!


no

they probably won't review the cameras for the previous day

if they do, what are they going to do? hand it over to the police so they can have their computers analyze it and match it with mugshots? no - they don't give a shit about a fucking wal-mart bike. MAYBE if you robbed a bank and got away with a significant amount of money

all the other people sayin stuff like "looks like a good chance you'll get busted" are just too scared to try this stuff and their perceptions are limited because of it. that's how most security systems are designed, to scare you into not doing it. (a "sloman's shield" sign on your front lawn is faaar more effective than the actual house security system)

the only problem i can see with your plan is they might have a pair of lock-cutters. if not, sounds like a good plan to me

save your morals for when it matters, it will be obvious what the correct choice will be then

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Re: how bad would it be if i stole a bicycle from walmart? [Re: BubblerBoy]
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BubblerBoy said:
well i didn't really stop to tink about all the security cameras.
Plan B: get a slick vintage schwinn for mighty cheap from some thrift store, and all the ladies will coooome a runnin!

p.s. anybody know what happened to those little gremlins? am i just dumb and cant find them?



I thought you meant:


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