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My mom found my perlite
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Hi I would like to introduce myself. I am interested in growing mushrooms. I already inoculated 10 jars about a week ago, and everything is going good.

I ordered 16 quarts of perlite for my Growbox.

It came in the mail yesterday, and my mom got it and gave it to me, suspiciously. I opened it in my room, and put 10 quarts aside. My mom later came in asking what was in my mysterious package. I told her I entered a contest hosted by a garden website, and won 6 quarts. I showed her. She freaked out and thought it was a bomb or Anthrax. I calmly explained to her and that is was for plants and stuff.

Now, she gets suspicios again, and looks it up online, and finds I am telling the truth. However, I told her I have no need for it and was hoping to win the grabd prize, 20 dollars.

Then she said if I didn't need it, I should give it to her (she grows ferns and stuff)

I said no, I earned it, but couldn't really elaborate to her.....



I hope she will not get snoopy and raid my room! I hid all my syringes and jars in drawers and under clothes and stuff, but if she really wanted to she will find them....

What should I do?

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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: bobbyooby]
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Grow some violets and give them to your mother, and don't grow mushrooms until you grow up and move out.


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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: bobbyooby]
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yea, actually plant something with it.. then show her


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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: Infrared]
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Thats not a bad idea.....LEGAL plants!

I hope I will not have to use too many quarts....what is a good small plant that is cheap to buy and only needs perlite?

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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: bobbyooby]
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bobbyooby said:
Hi I would like to introduce myself. I am interested in growing mushrooms. I already inoculated 10 jars about a week ago, and everything is going good.

I ordered 16 quarts of perlite for my Growbox.

It came in the mail yesterday, and my mom got it and gave it to me, suspiciously. I opened it in my room, and put 10 quarts aside. My mom later came in asking what was in my mysterious package. I told her I entered a contest hosted by a garden website, and won 6 quarts. I showed her. She freaked out and thought it was a bomb or Anthrax. I calmly explained to her and that is was for plants and stuff.

Now, she gets suspicios again, and looks it up online, and finds I am telling the truth. However, I told her I have no need for it and was hoping to win the grabd prize, 20 dollars.

Then she said if I didn't need it, I should give it to her (she grows ferns and stuff)

I said no, I earned it, but couldn't really elaborate to her.....



I hope she will not get snoopy and raid my room! I hid all my syringes and jars in drawers and under clothes and stuff, but if she really wanted to she will find them....

What should I do?



please please please go away...? it's obvious you are going to get into trouble, and cause the rest of us some unrest.


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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: bobbyooby]
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It seems like this comes up way to much on here.


Dude, don't grow mushrooms in your parents house. It's not fair to jeopardize their life and house so that you can trip. Wait until your 18 and can move into your own place and then do whatever you want.


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  Edward Abbey

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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: hawksapprentice]
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give it to her and just go to the damn local hardware store...its cheap shit


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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: hawksapprentice]
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Three words> Fell on knee.

Jeopardize your own life.


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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: DeathCompany]
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I guess I will mix some of it with dirt, and put some orange seeds in there.

Thanks!

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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: bobbyooby]
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How old are you ?


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: bobbyooby]
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NESTLES<makes the very best! ^^^^^^^

Don't they call policemen "bobby" in england? (hehehe):cool:


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Edited by tyrannicalrex (08/10/07 07:22 PM)

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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: Brainiac]
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Brainiac said:
How old are you ?




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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: hawksapprentice]
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hawksapprentice said:
It seems like this comes up way to much on here.


Dude, don't grow mushrooms in your parents house.  It's not fair  to jeopardize their life and house so that you can trip.  Wait until your 18 and can move into your own place and then do whatever you want.




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Thank You


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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: KilroyMilosevik]
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I am 22, but have a sever spinal condition, and need to rely on my folks for a while.

I might give some to my mother so she is not so suspicios, then I will roll over in my wheelchair (I can't drive) to my nearest Home Depot and purchase more perlite.

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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: bobbyooby]
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you can make some pretty usefull stoves out of soda cans and perlite



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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
Don't they call policemen "bobby" in england? (hehehe):cool:



No, they're called 'pigs' or 'filth' nowadays :smirk:


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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: bobbyooby]
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bobbyooby said:
I am 22, but have a sever spinal condition, and need to rely on my folks for a while.

I might give some to my mother so she is not so suspicios, then I will roll over in my wheelchair (I can't drive) to my nearest Home Depot and purchase more perlite.



I don't care what kind of conditions you have or make up, you're a fucker for various reasons. A. Putting your parents at a serious risk (acceptable MAYBE if you're underage and retarded - but if you're 22, you're a major bastard), and B. Flaming people in the health forum? Calling them ugly? The only solution to your fuckstick issues is a boot to the face.


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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: lukeboots]
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* User is banned


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

Edited by Brainiac (08/10/07 08:28 PM)

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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: Brainiac]
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Nice. I didn't even notice, I wuz zooo angry


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Re: My mom found my perlite [Re: lukeboots]
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This thread: :nonono: :nono:


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