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Madtowntripper
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So my Mom walked in on her patients bong room...**UPDATED**
#5822979 - 07/05/06 09:58 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL. I was at home this weekend for the fourth and my Mom was telling me this story...
She's an in-house nurse for older folks who need some help. She doesnt do alot, just changes tanks and does medicine and nutritional stuff. Well, she just got a new patient a few weeks ago, and she was at his house for the first time. This guy couldnt find one of his meds, so she offered to go look for it in the bedroom. This guy was like, "Nono, its okay, I'll look." But he's in a wheelchair, so she walked in. She told me he had at least 20 different bongs in there, some of them "Up to my waist!" and really pretty glass. She said there were like, 5 or 6 different trays lined up on his dresser with pot on them.
My Mom says she stopped in the doorway and he was like..."Oh dear! I guess you found my secret" She laughed it off. My Mom is cool like that, she used to smoke, back in the day, and knows I do, so she knows whats up. I guess later in the day the guy asked her if it was a problem, and she said no, that she didnt care what he did in his own time.
Then he asked her if she wanted to get high. He started talking about how he had one kind that would make you sleepy, and one knid good for pain, and one kind for when he wanted to get some exercise and get around the neighborhood.
My Mom thinks the whole situation is hilarious.
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So apparently my Mom was sitting around ironing, or watching lifetime, or something the other night and got a call out of the blue, at like, 10 pm. Turns out it was this guy, all fucked up out of his mind. He was like, "Weeeeeeelll...I need some stuff, and uh, I got your name...From my wallet." And my mom was like, "Yeah, I gave it to you. To call me if your sick." He said he called because he had some people over from out of town, and wanted to know if she could get anything for him/them. My mom was like...WTF? Is this dude crazy?
So now she's starting to think he might be a little too fucked up to work with.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
Edited by Madtowntripper (07/15/06 01:43 PM)
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stefan
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Re: So my Mom walked in on her patients bong room... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5822990 - 07/05/06 10:04 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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nice story + your mom is cool
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Aninator
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Re: So my Mom walked in on her patients bong room... [Re: stefan]
#5823065 - 07/05/06 10:41 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think this is great. I love his reaction to it too. "oops, now you found out my secret, wanna get high?"
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DNKYD
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Re: So my Mom walked in on her patients bong room... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5823180 - 07/05/06 11:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Old pot smokers are the best pot smokers!
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Gumby
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Re: So my Mom walked in on her patients bong room... [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5823350 - 07/05/06 12:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's cool as hell man. Nice to see people are chill about people smoking pot even if they don't.
I don't remember if it was someone I knew or someone on here, but I remember a situation similar to this that ended up bad, really bad. This old guy grew pot for his own use because he had several medical problems. He had someone in his house doing electrical repairs, or something similar. The person that was doing the repairs found the guys grow room. It had less than 5 plants in it. The repair guy played it cool and said it wasn't a problem. Then when he left, he called the cops and told them. They came out with a warrant a few days and the guy was arrested. Not sure how the court case went. He wasn't in a state where medicinal is legal. Some people can be real fuckfaces.
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Re: So my Mom walked in on her patients bong room... [Re: DNKYD]
#5823376 - 07/05/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
DNKYD said:
Old pot smokers are the best pot smokers!
They're so cool...and they love to smoke you out and talk about the old days.
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ca'rouse (k-rouz) intr.v. To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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