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going to a strip club
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strip club strip club! for my first time, any advice? Im gonna be on some E or some shit with my bestfriends girl.


but yea is it like fun or whatnot?


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Re: going to a strip club [Re: Hakim0777]
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Fun, only take as much money as you want to spend.

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Re: going to a strip club [Re: Hakim0777]
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i'm my opinion, it would not be fun
at all
less than no fun

my opinion is extremely biased
but..
it just seems like a very piggy thing to do
very piggish


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Re: going to a strip club [Re: Hakim0777]
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it can be fun if you have some money you don't mind blowing. get a lap dance, and don't forget to tip the girls.

enjoy those blue balls.

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Re: going to a strip club [Re: Hakim0777]
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Hakim0777 said:
strip club strip club! for my first time, any advice? Im gonna be on some E or some shit with my bestfriends girl.


but yea is it like fun or whatnot?


I remember when i finally turned the age (19) to go to strip bars thinking it was going to be great (even tho i got into a few at 16) it gets old REALLY fast!

The booze is crazy expensive and watching whores dance just gets old after a dozen trips to these bars haven't been to one in many years. :shrug:

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Re: going to a strip club [Re: Hakim0777]
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if you can get passed the fact that all that they want is your money, then it's fun. but i guess that's not always true. i was at one once with a couple friends, just sitting down at a table drinking and stripper came by and we told her we were broke (we really were), and she just sat down and chilled with us and talked for awhile.


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Re: going to a strip club [Re: nightkrawler]
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yea i can look past that lol. Alot of strippers enjoy there job I mean I know there will be alot of them who might be severely unhappy and they can hide it well....My logic is if I even feel the slightest that the woman in front of me seems unhappy id just break away asap.

Piggish? Its more of a social thing really Im not entirely psyched about the dancers, I am about the E,My friend, and the environment i guess.


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Re: going to a strip club [Re: Hakim0777]
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Nightkrawler is right they dont always want ur money but 98% do. And it is fun I used to be a stripper, never danced nude or even technically topless(titty tape) And whoever called them whores....u shouldn't generalize, most of them are not whores, some are but most arent they are just normal girls tryin to make a livin.

I never went there rollin. But it was always fun to fukk wit the guys that did come in there rollin lol

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Re: going to a strip club [Re: fantasylndvictm]
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explain into detail! stripper stories!


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Re: going to a strip club [Re: fantasylndvictm]
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in my experience with going to strip clubs i've found that sometimes the girls are so bored from dealing with old businessmen/golfer type guys that they will come over and hang with you just so they can talk to someone more their own age just to get a break from all the old pervs. some girls i knew who are strippers have told me they actually really like it when younger guys come in. that said, it's of course true that 90% of the time they are just pretending to like you so that can take all your money. that's to be expected though.

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Re: going to a strip club [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Yup thats what their there for to make money and thats the only way they make it. I made a 100 bucks one day b/c some drunk rich guy put his hat on my head easiest 100 bucks I've ever made


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Re: going to a strip club [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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I've had a couple of friends who were strippers... oh, and my ex..

It's ridiculous how much money is made in one night.
I'm saying.. over a thousand in one night?
C'mon


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Re: going to a strip club [Re: Hakim0777]
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I wish I was a stripper.

I enjoy "Straight" strip clubs over Gay ones. I mean, men are hot and all, but there is just something Hee-Larry-Us about a guy wagging his cock in your face, tryin' to act all sexy.


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Re: going to a strip club [Re: Hakim0777]
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I can't think of anything less appealing than being in a room with a large number of sweaty, drunk, sexually frustrated men.

Go to a lesbian bar instead, I guarantee you'll have a much more interesting night.

Sorry

Ignore me, I'm VERY crankey at the moment.


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Re: going to a strip club [Re: theorganicdomino]
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Be prepared to tell ugly floppy titty girls to fuck off... If you find a decent dancer, make sure she knows you like her so she will hang with you.

DO NOT LET UGLY BITCHES GET YOUR DOLLARS!

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Re: going to a strip club [Re: theorganicdomino]
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I took a russian stripper home once from a gay club
believe it or not it is quite common in homo clubs, for guys & girls to hook up
i did not tip him or even pay him or anything or anything,
im assuming he was just a horny ass bastard
but the real plus was that he was a "real" russian (as in actually born in russia)
so he was quite eager to please
=)=)=) for the night


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Re: going to a strip club [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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RoosterCogburn said:
Be prepared to tell ugly floppy titty girls to fuck off... If you find a decent dancer, make sure she knows you like her so she will hang with you.

DO NOT LET UGLY BITCHES GET YOUR DOLLARS!


dem oogly ones is always after that paper too... you ll have dem come at you ten times harder than the good lookin ones... and if you don t go to a quality establishment you ll have to settle for a butter face... don t let any of those bitches get your dollars really,

RUN game on hoes they want to touch their toes, they ll do it anyways without your dough

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Re: going to a strip club [Re: DAVID_ALLAN_CEO]
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take cocaine, a dollars worth fo coke goes a lot further than a dollar at a strip club.

You'd be amazed at what a simple gram can accomplish for you. Even the gorgeous ones go for the blow.


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Re: going to a strip club [Re: Hakim0777]
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#1 rule

Dont touch the girls

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Re: going to a strip club [Re: Bully]
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Bully said:
#1 rule

Dont touch the girls without offering blow or cash


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