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The Cheesecake Theory
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I have my own religion in which I worship and pray to a deity called The Cheesecake. My followers do so too. We deny the existence of God, only accept The Cheesecake. For you see, The Cheesecake states that all who deny the power spirit, and existence of The Cheesecake shall go to Hell when they die, and suffer in the eternal pits of hellfire.
However, if you follow the rules and ways of The Cheesecake, you simply rot in the earth when you die, but do not suffer. Therefore it is more logical to be a follower of The Cheesecake than it is to be a follower of God. Now I ask you, is it worth it to deny the Cheesecake and end up burning for eternity? No! Is it worth it to take that chance? No! It is clearly more logical to worship
The Cheesecake, and simply die when we die, because we lose nothing, whereas he who denies The Cheesecake has everything to lose.

Isn't this obvious? That is why The Cheesecake religion is truly superior, because it is in accordance with logic.






my version of Pascel's wager


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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
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I believe that "The Cheesecake" to be a good follow-up to "The Flying Spaghetti Monster"....

ONLY because there isn't an ice cream deity, yet....   
HHHhhhhhmmmmmmm....    :strokebeard:


>^;;^<


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I'll be your midnight French Fry....  :naughty:

"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."
>^;;^<

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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: PhanTomCat]
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Did anyone mention Ice Cream?  :drooling:

:bongload:


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:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:

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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: MushroomTrip]
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I think I'ma feel the power of the Tin Roof Sundae in a little bit....  :muppet:


>^;;^<


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I'll be your midnight French Fry....  :naughty:

"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."
>^;;^<

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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: PhanTomCat]
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Stoners & ice cream :lol:


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:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:

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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
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Wow you guys so totally and completely missed my point.


:nonono:


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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
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Hey, we're stoners and we believe in the power of the holy ice cream :rastamon:

YOU missed OUR point!

:strokebeard:


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:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:

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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
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The Crow said:
Wow you guys so totally and completely missed my point.


Sometimes being dumb is reward in itself.


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Let it not be remembered
That mycelium eats detritus and dies
But that life in all it's glory
Counts mycelium to be on it's side.

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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
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The Crow said:
Wow you guys so totally and completely missed my point.
:nonono:


Yeah, just clowning around, a little....  :wink:


Ok, serious question.....
Is your temple of worship refrigerated....?


>^;;^<


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I'll be your midnight French Fry....  :naughty:

"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."
>^;;^<

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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: PhanTomCat]
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Is your temple of worship refrigerated....?

And do you worship With or Without the Strawberries?


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: Diploid]
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*a CROWN of strawberries....!


>^;;^<


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I'll be your midnight French Fry....  :naughty:

"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."
>^;;^<

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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: PhanTomCat]
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Fookin' heathens!

True Cheesecakians know that Blueberry is the only sacred topping.


And after his fast, the Lord went unto the mountain and prayed; and lo and behold it doth rain down berries of blue and his thirst and hunger were quenched, and he gave thanks to the Father.


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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
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goddammit, you guys


You're all just jealous of my wicked-brilliant super-awesome divinely clever sly shrewd ultra mega magnificent ingenius anology.


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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: The Crow]
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moo!


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Let it not be remembered
That mycelium eats detritus and dies
But that life in all it's glory
Counts mycelium to be on it's side.

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Re: The Cheesecake Theory [Re: Booby]
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this clown is
as smart as they come


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