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makaveli8x8
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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: Roadkill]
#7029625 - 06/10/07 10:32 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Roadkill said:

makaveli8x8 said:

dude i been lookin for a fishing buddy for the longest time!

fishing or fuck buddy...

that is the question!~

tc

well why don't we start with fishing and see where it goes from there :crazy2:

:crazy2:

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Roadkill
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Registered: 12/11/01
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Loc: Montana

Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: makaveli8x8]
#7029637 - 06/10/07 10:38 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

one of the first questions that I ask a woman that I'm interested in dating is....

do you like to go fishing?

and if they don't...

would you at least try it?

then if they don't like it or don't wanna try it...

would you mind that I go fishing at least 2 days a week?

and if my fishing is going to be a problem for them...

a red flag goes up...

and I'm off to the next one!~

:smirk:

:smirk:

tc

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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with

on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.

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makaveli8x8
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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: Roadkill]
#7029658 - 06/10/07 10:49 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

have any of them pulled something like that with you?

like do you like to go shopping?

would you at least try it?

:rofl:

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Roadkill
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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: makaveli8x8]
#7029679 - 06/10/07 10:59 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

lolzz

I really don't mind going shopping with my girl friend.

Over the years I have been told that I am very patient boy friend when it comes to shopping.

The only time they can't get me to go out shopping with them is during the Christmas rush!~
I do all my X-mas shopping months ahead of time!~

:smirk:

:smirk:

I do hate going to see Chic flicks at the movie theater...

that is where I put my foot down!~

If they want to go see a Chick flick...

they can go see it with one of their girl friends.

:lol:

:lol:

If they wanna red flag me for that...so be it!~

tc

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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with

on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.

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JunkFood
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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: encryptor]
#7029687 - 06/10/07 11:03 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

encryptor said:

Now within the next week should I go back and ask her out to lunch? Honestly, I am a good person and have a decent career. Thanks.

Yes.

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JunkFood
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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: TMshroom]
#7029695 - 06/10/07 11:07 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

TMshroom said:

Heres a bright idea, next time you goto the bank take a piece of paper and write "Nobody move, Give me the number!" she will totaly dig that.

:headbanger:

Yeah pretend your robbing the bank but instead of asking for money ask for her number :laugh:

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RandalFlagg
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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: encryptor]
#7029945 - 06/10/07 12:45 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Tell her that you'd like to make a desposit into her.

Presto! Instant date.

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encryptor

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#7031078 - 06/10/07 06:41 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Ok ok. I like Roadkill's idea by saying "You would look really good..going to dinner with me" and the note "Nobody Move, Give me the number!". hahah! you guys and gals are great!

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encryptor

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: encryptor]
#7031080 - 06/10/07 06:42 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

So which is the better idea?

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kintos
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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: encryptor]
#7031099 - 06/10/07 06:47 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

umm... if i remember right artie lange on the howard stern show when he was like 15 got arrested passing a note to a teller asking for her number

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: encryptor]
#7031106 - 06/10/07 06:48 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

RK is right, confidence. while the stickup note seems like an amusing idea, it's not

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encryptor

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#7031160 - 06/10/07 07:02 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

ok!

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Brainiac
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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: encryptor]
#7031273 - 06/10/07 07:32 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Where a ski mask to the date. :wink:

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DrCamacho89
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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: Brainiac]
#7031662 - 06/10/07 09:21 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Hope you have a lot of money in your account, because she can see it. She can see all.

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encryptor

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller

[Re: DrCamacho89]
#7032039 - 06/10/07 11:00 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

either way, I have a decent career.

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