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Offlineencryptor
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Secret Crush!
    #3363938 - 11/15/04 02:36 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

So i work at Sam's Club in the Tire Dept, right. I noticed this new cashier on the front end who is pretty attractive. i'm sure i'm not the only one thinking this. anyhow, everytime i walk across the front end my eyes seem to be drawn to her's. it's not like i'm looking for her, but it just happens that way. furthermore, i realized she looks back almost always! once she saw me looking at her, then i glanced down and looked up in her direction again and her eyes were still on me! this has been going on for about 2 weeks. I said "hi" to her once when i was standing in line for the cafe. she smiled and returned the hi. she was running her register at the time. I want to get to know this young woman. i think we'd be a good match. I am looking for a creative idea to get her to remember me. any suggestions?


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OfflineRambone
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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: encryptor]
    #3363958 - 11/15/04 02:39 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Check out with a giant sams-club sized box of condoms.


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: encryptor]
    #3363973 - 11/15/04 02:44 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Relationships at work are not always a good thing. Think about that before you try to proceed.
You said you think that you'd make a great match...what do you know about this girl?

My first advise would be to stay away from people you work with.
Since you seem pretty excited about this girl, I'm sure you are going to ignore that.
So, find out if she's single.
Ask her to join you for lunch sometime.
Ask her how her day is going.

I still think it's a bad idea.


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OfflineSilven
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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3363992 - 11/15/04 02:49 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I agree with Des, unless you can make it purely sexual with her.

Feelings and work don't mix well, especially if you throw a break up in the mix.


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1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: Silven]
    #3363998 - 11/15/04 02:52 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

yeah shit at work could get very awkward...


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: Silven]
    #3364013 - 11/15/04 02:56 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Silven said:
I agree with Des, unless you can make it purely sexual with her.







:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: Jim]
    #3364032 - 11/15/04 03:01 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Go up to her and talk to her defenitley! I wouldnt do anything creative lol.....yeah go up to her and juggle 5 ticket guns!! she won't forget that one


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: norwegian1]
    #3364067 - 11/15/04 03:12 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha


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Offlinerelativexistance
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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: Boom]
    #3364117 - 11/15/04 03:23 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

fuck work, what if she turns out to be truely amazing? you can always find another job man, but you might not be able to find another girl.


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: relativexistance]
    #3364125 - 11/15/04 03:24 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

work is a fine place to meet new chicks.....i actually think its better than a club or bar something....


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: Boom]
    #3364132 - 11/15/04 03:26 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

You guys!! listen I've dated a girl at work before and it did go terrible wrong after wards. then i had to deal with it after the break-up. let's say this, anymore i don't let my emotions go through the roof because there are plenty fish in the sea. ya know?!! i have the player attitude and don't plan on getting married till I'm 35. lol. and she'll be 22! hehehe. so if it doesn't work out i know there will be plenty other woman. i would have to date a girl consistently and have a great sex-life with her to be attached. i am willing to take the risk. so far the best suggestion i heard was to go through her line with some merchandise and ask how her day is going.


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: encryptor]
    #3364145 - 11/15/04 03:30 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

dude.....walk right up to here and just say something like wussup or howz it going lol

ask if she wants to do something after work?!!? be confident too girls like that


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OfflineSilven
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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: norwegian1]
    #3364189 - 11/15/04 03:38 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Confidence is key. :thumbup:

I kind of agree with encryptor, but I don't like calling it a player attitude.  More of a mutual sex attitude.  Then again, I'm in a doomed relationship, so.. heh don't take my words to heart.

Love is a curse that I bear.


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: relativexistance]
    #3364388 - 11/15/04 04:21 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Fuck work, what if she turns out to be truely amazing? you can always find another job man, but you might not be able to find another girl.




Took the words outa my mouth. Jobs are all over the place - Who cares about screwnig over a cashier job if you have the chance to at a relationship. Better to go for it then to have never gone for it.


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: encryptor]
    #3365548 - 11/15/04 08:05 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)



I agree with the confidence factor.

If you jerk around too long, she will put you in the 'friends' category.  Dude, she's giving you clear signals.  Go up to her, chat it up a bit (no more than 5 mins) and ask her out, or for her number.  3 day later, you call her out for something small, like lunch, or a coffee.  Make her talk about herself, and you should do the opposite.
Ta-da!


Key: If you want to get with her, don't delay this.  At this stage its all or nothing.


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: RuNE]
    #3365683 - 11/15/04 08:24 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

RuNe speaks wisdom.


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GODS.


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Re: Secret Crush! [Re: Todcasil]
    #3366924 - 11/16/04 12:35 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Wow Rune, you are so right. i need to approach this with complete confidence and get her number so we can hang one night! or 2,3,9, 99958 nights. Wow this is so unbelievable! I'm so digging this chick and I think she likes me! This is great! lol! i guess the only this that has prevented me from approaching her before is that this isn't the first cashier I've flirted with. i didn't want to seem creepy either. ya know?


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