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Ellis Dee
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this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan
#1406045 - 03/24/03 11:45 AM (21 years, 9 days ago) |
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> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from > her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. > > So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and > go on a long vacation." > > Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to > borrow. > > The frog says "$30,000." > > The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit > Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank > manager. > > Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and > that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if > he has anything he can use as collateral. > > The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain > elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. > > Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the > manager and disappears int! o a back office. She finds the manager and > says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims > to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as > collateral." > She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?" > > > > > The bank manager looks back at her and says > > "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. > His old man's a rolling stone." > > > (ba-dum.....bump!) >
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Captain Jack
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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Ellis Dee]
#1406213 - 03/24/03 12:43 PM (21 years, 9 days ago) |
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i hope whoever came up with that joke gets cancer
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Ellis Dee
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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Captain Jack]
#1406359 - 03/24/03 01:38 PM (21 years, 9 days ago) |
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I hope whoever wrote it gets an award for cleverness.
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Ellis Dee]
#1406411 - 03/24/03 01:55 PM (21 years, 9 days ago) |
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You just stole 30 seconds from my life. I want them back.
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Ellis Dee
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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: superpimp]
#1406505 - 03/24/03 02:33 PM (21 years, 9 days ago) |
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/me gives superpimp his 30 seconds back.
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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Ellis Dee]
#1406530 - 03/24/03 02:42 PM (21 years, 9 days ago) |
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Brilliag.
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JustSomeGuy
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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Ellis Dee]
#1406907 - 03/24/03 06:25 PM (21 years, 9 days ago) |
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That joke is really weak man.
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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Ellis Dee]
#1406908 - 03/24/03 06:27 PM (21 years, 9 days ago) |
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Then the frog picks up a duck and they go to dinner. The duck asks for a refil of pepsi and the waitress says that will be extra, the duck says put it on my bill?
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