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OfflineEllis Dee
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this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan
    #1406045 - 03/24/03 01:45 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
> her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.
>
> So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and
> go on a long vacation."
>
> Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to
> borrow.
>
> The frog says "$30,000."
>
> The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit
> Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank
> manager.
>
> Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and
> that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if
> he has anything he can use as collateral.
>
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain
> elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
>
> Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the
> manager and disappears int! o a back office. She finds the manager and
> says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims
> to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as
> collateral."
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
>
>
>
>
> The bank manager looks back at her and says
>
> "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan.
> His old man's a rolling stone."
>
>
> (ba-dum.....bump!)
>



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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #1406213 - 03/24/03 02:43 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

i hope whoever came up with that joke gets cancer


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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Captain Jack]
    #1406359 - 03/24/03 03:38 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I hope whoever wrote it gets an award for cleverness.


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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #1406411 - 03/24/03 03:55 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

You just stole 30 seconds from my life. I want them back.


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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: superpimp]
    #1406505 - 03/24/03 04:33 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

/me gives superpimp his 30 seconds back.


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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #1406530 - 03/24/03 04:42 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Brilliag.


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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #1406907 - 03/24/03 08:25 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

That joke is really weak man.


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Re: this frog walks into a bank and wants a loan [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #1406908 - 03/24/03 08:27 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Then the frog picks up a duck and they go to dinner. The duck asks for a refil of pepsi and the waitress says that will be extra, the duck says put it on my bill?


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