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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Semi-bank Robbery?
    #3873236 - 03/05/05 04:29 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

What if you just walked into a bank, went to the counter, and asked the cashier to politely give you some money. You dont have a gun, or a knife, and your hands arent in your pockets. You are not really forcefully robbing the place, but just asking them to give you some money. Think you could be arrested for this approach?

say they thought you were really trying to rob the place and gave you some money. You leave and then get apprehended, who gets the money? Basically try to use the possiblity of being a bank robber, but in all actuality, trying to panhandle a bank.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #3873286 - 03/05/05 04:42 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

that's fucking funny, i'm sure its illegal, but hmmmm.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #3873300 - 03/05/05 04:46 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I did just that a few times, I was usualy getting a check drawn of some reason but
I always like to toy with the teller a little, I asked for a quarter million one
day and asside from the strange look only got the response of "do you have an
account with us"...


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3873384 - 03/05/05 05:15 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

nobody gave you any money?


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: TODAY]
    #3873406 - 03/05/05 05:22 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I would say panhandling a bank is highly futile. I mean..a bank? No fucking way. Too much paperwork involved in the money. They'll never give you some cash, ever.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: freddurgan]
    #3873419 - 03/05/05 05:26 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

It's still robbing a bank and it's still a federal felony.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #3873421 - 03/05/05 05:27 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

To get money from a bank teller, you gotta kick 'em in the throat. Why do you think Dillinger was so successful? Steel-toed boots.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: freddurgan]
    #3873426 - 03/05/05 05:28 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

well, it'd be like a faux robbery. they might think you have a weapon even though you don't produce one or attempt to fool them into believing that you do. i'm very interested in this! no demands, just asking them. no disguise, just street dress.

man walks into bank, goes up to teller, says "can i please have all the money?".

the teller might get nervous and give you all the money. where's the illegality, you have the right to ask for money. its not up to you if somebody gives it to you.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: TODAY]
    #3873681 - 03/05/05 06:39 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

If the teller believes that they are in danger and are being robbed, that's all that matters. The police don't fuck around when it comes to bank robberies. A person of average intelligence should know that a bank won't just give you money if you ask. You need to have an account and fill out the proper paperwork to get money from said account.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: discoabe]
    #3876306 - 03/06/05 08:18 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Then I should be able to call the cops on every bum that says "yo homes, lemme have a dollar". I think this could spill into the 1st amendment! freedom to ask as many dumb questions as you want.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: TODAY]
    #3876462 - 03/06/05 10:30 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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TODAY said:
nobody gave you any money?




actualy, she gave me cashiers check for $253,000 I then bought my current place with it.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3876997 - 03/06/05 01:37 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

lol, you sly fox


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3877022 - 03/06/05 01:44 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Was the $253,000 your money? If not i highly doubt you are telling the truth.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: egghead1]
    #3877085 - 03/06/05 02:03 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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egghead1 said:
Was the $253,000 your money? If not i highly doubt you are telling the truth.




yes, I liquidated a bunch of stocks and moved the cash to my checking account.
I got turned down for a secured loan when I tried to establish credit at a bank
I had been doing good business with for a few years, my mother was willing to
co-sign the loan and had a previous (paid off) business loan as well as a couple
of auto loans, they still turned down the loan, at that point I decided I didnt
want anything to do with paying 14% interest to use other peoples money while
they also charge those same same people $6 a month to allow the bank free
access to that money in order to make loans.

currently I have 4 homes with 87acres of prperty and no mortgages, that could
have been half a million in interest for the bank... one $5000 loan screwed it up.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3877118 - 03/06/05 02:14 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I got $3.28 in my checking account.

I's be nigga rich.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: EvilEwok]
    #3877146 - 03/06/05 02:22 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I live in a trailer...


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3877175 - 03/06/05 02:32 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
currently I have 4 homes with 87acres of prperty and no mortgages, that could
have been half a million in interest for the bank... one $5000 loan screwed it up.





thats awesome man, are they small homes like cabins/trailers? if so thats aweomse, where do you own the land/homes? thats what im working towards, small places to live in multiple areas with a decent amount of land. ive been looking at some places up in Alaska for my first, when I have the money for it.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: Edge]
    #3877234 - 03/06/05 02:56 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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Edge said:
thats awesome man, are they small homes like cabins/trailers?




3 in north ga one in atlanta, the atlanta home is a 6 bedroom on 1.5 acres, out
here I have a 3br house, 2br mobile home and a new 4br mobile home.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3877281 - 03/06/05 03:14 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I just don't think banks have any soprt of sense of humor, so it's probably not worth it. A bank alarm will get a quicker response than a 911 call in the world we live in.


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Re: Semi-bank Robbery? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #3877460 - 03/06/05 03:54 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

yeah, but that is the catch, .... can they arrest you? and can you be charged with attempted roobery? I asked a few of my friends to talk about it in their law classes and criminal justice courses.


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