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Crush on Bank Teller
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Ok guys and gals, I need your honest opinion. Recently a bank teller I have a crush on switched offices from the Price Chopper Plaza to the Wal-Mart Plaze. I haven't seen her in a couple years because it was more convenient for me to withdraw money from the Wal-Mart location. Last time I was taken out money I recognized this pretty lady and asked if she use to work at the Price Chopper Citizens Bank. She said yes and asked if I usually go there and I said I use to , but now come here. I think I made a good first impression figuring she didn't remember me. We made eye contact. I simply withdrew my money, thanked her and left. Now within the next week should I go back and ask her out to lunch? Honestly, I am a good person and have a decent career. Thanks.

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: encryptor]
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:goodluck:


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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: encryptor]
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I don't see why not :shrug:

throw in a little buttsex insinuation in the conversation too
tell her you would like to make a deposit:borfase:

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: Individual]
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tell her your considering investing money, and ask her if she could explain it to you over lunch :yesnod:

you can send a small donation for this fool proof plan to make you a happier man to my addy plz pm me.


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: Stein]
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hahaaha! gross, but no!

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: encryptor]
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Hey, that's funny! what do mean by " to my addy plz pm me."

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: encryptor]
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send me money in the mail plz send me a pm for the address, love is money man love is money and you can't fail with my plan


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: encryptor]
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you miss 100% of the times you dont take the chance.
if you want her, go for it. dont wait or let your chance go by like me. :nonono:


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"I'm guessing the 'ancient lost drug' of india is psychedelic mushrooms. The correlation between sacred cows (in hinduism) and magic mushrooms growing on cow dung is too strong to ignore, if you ask me."

As the ocean waves, the universe "peoples"
~Alan Watts~

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: encryptor]
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Quote:
Honestly, I am a good person and have a decent career.


This alone makes you exempt.

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: encryptor]
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Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.


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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: encryptor]
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Try this: (I read it on a website)

Have your normal transaction, then say "You know, I always thought you seemed interesting." Compliment her freckles, or earrings, or something (not her sweater). Then say "If you'd like to meet away from work, here's my email address (or phone #. But email is more anonymous). If you don't, that's cool too- I'm not a creepy stalker or anything like that."

If she contacts you, great. If not, wait a while before you go back to that branch- then don't mention it. Really don't be a creepy stalker.

Tim


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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: encryptor]
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Heres a bright idea, next time you goto the bank take a piece of paper and write "Nobody move, Give me the number!" she will totaly dig that.


PS dont get shot! <_< >_>



ps again, disregard any advice you were given here, especially the pick up lines ive just read...LMAO wow....someones been readiong doctor PHIL haha suckers

Edited by TMshroom (06/10/07 08:47 AM)

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: encryptor]
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next time you go into the bank...

and are doing business with her...

check out her body language and see if she is digging you.

and if she is...

Just come out and say...

You would look really good... going out to dinner with me!~ <- with Confidence!~


I swear to God this works like charm for me.


One gal didn't respond to me right away...

and I figgured she wasn't interested and started to walk away...

and she said "well don't you want my phone number or something".

:smirk:



I dated a Bank Teller for 2 years...

I actually met her in a Restaurant.

She was checking me out, with her girl friends...

so I walked up and said "you are one of the most beautiful women that I have ever seen...can I get your phone number?"

and she smiled and giggled to her girl friends...and gave it to me.

they were all smiling and giggling when they left.



Confidence is key!~

the worst thing that will happen is she will say...No.

the worst thing you can do is...to not take a risk and ask her out.


and for God's sake look nice when you go in and ask her out.


:smile:

good luck!~


I'm dating a real hot 1st grade teacher right now!~

:evil:



tc


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: Roadkill]
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Roadkill said:
next time you go into the bank...

and are doing business with her...

check out her body language and see if she is digging you.

and if she is...

Just come out and say...

You would look really good... going out to dinner with me!~ <- with Confidence!~


I swear to God this works like charm for me.


One gal didn't respond to me right away...

and I figgured she wasn't interested and started to walk away...

and she said "well don't you want my phone number or something".

:smirk:



I dated a Bank Teller for 2 years...

I actually met her in a Restaurant.

She was checking me out, with her girl friends...

so I walked up and said "you are one of the most beautiful women that I have ever seen...can I get your phone number?"

and she smiled and giggled to her girl friends...and gave it to me.

they were all smiling and giggling when they left.



Confidence is key!~

the worst thing that will happen is she will say...No.

the worst thing you can do is...to not take a risk and ask her out.


and for God's sake look nice when you go in and ask her out.


:smile:

good luck!~


I'm dating a real hot 1st grade teacher right now!~

:evil:



tc


this man may know what he is talking about :thumbup:
so you woudl do well to listen to him



and by the by, dont ever say your "not a creepy stalker" to someone you barely know.  This right there, gives them the impression you are.

seriously.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: Todcasil]
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but im really not a creepy stalker thow


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: makaveli8x8]
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mention creepy staker in casual conversation when your trying to ask her out. see how how her petals fold up right quick and notice how its gets colder within feet of her.

just do it! tell us what happens. so we can virtually high five you or chastise you for your approach.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: Todcasil]
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alright ill do it, but can someone tell me where the bank is?


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: Todcasil]
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I'm with Tod on this one!~

Do not mention the word Stalker...period!~


Telling a gal...

I'm not a creepy Stalker...

might throw up some red flags!~



I look for things when I'm dating...

and if any red flags go up...

I'm done and I'm off to the next one!~


I'm a fisherman...

and there is alot of fish in the sea.

:smirk:


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: Roadkill]
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dude i been lookin for a fishing buddy for the longest time!


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: Crush on Bank Teller [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
dude i been lookin for a fishing buddy for the longest time!


fishing or fuck buddy...

that is the question!~

:lol:



I just got rid of a long time fishing buddy yesterday...

he was suppose to call me at 6 am.

He is an Iraq vet and he is living with his parents for a little while.

So I didn't want to wake his folks up at 6 am on a Saturday morning.


So I called at 9 am and his Dad told me he was still sleeping...

I told his Dad to go wake his ass up.

I sat on the fricken phone for 20 minutes waiting for him...

while cruising the Shroomery.

He must have rolled over and gone back to sleep...

instead of coming to the phone.

Which really pissed me the fuck off!~

:mad2:




I'm done with him.

Too many times of standing me up!~


I have too many other fishing buddies that won't pull that shit on me.

A good fishing buddy is worth his weight in gold.

A bad fishing buddy is like being weighted down and being thrown overboard!~


lolzz


tc


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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