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Killing someone with a microwave
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How would you kill someone with a microwave, apart from it falling on their head or them being physically attacked with it? Im not sure myself.:confused::bongload:


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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: mr_kite]
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stick one inside their head. :toomuchacid:


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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: mr_kite]
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You tie the guy on a chair and put a microwave beside his head.
Then you set the timer at 99:99 and leave him there.

He should die from the radiations and brain cancer, but he will die of hunger before.

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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: mr_kite]
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I guess chop off their limbs but keep them alive (Boxing Helena style) and then stuff em in a particularly large one? :shrug: Jesus, that's disturbing.


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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: Justice_Fish]
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Justice_Fish said:
thirst




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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: mr_kite]
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Whats the point? Their are far more efficient ways to kill.


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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: Psychoactive1984]
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Take the transformer out, and hook them up to the secondary. Electric chair voltage. ( around 2000V AC, usually at least 1/2 amp)

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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: millar]
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meh, whats the need for extravagance, one good blow is enough to kill provided you know what your doing.


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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.

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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: millar]
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I was more thinking about putting the microwave in front of his head, them putting something in the microwave that will make it blow up, like a big lump of metal. The resulting explosion should destroy his head.


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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: AlteredAgain]
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AlteredAgain said:
Justice_Fish said:
thirst






Yeah that too :grin:

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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: Justice_Fish]
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Fill the microwave with hand grenades then throw it.


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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: Gastronomicus]
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override/bybass the door interlock & stick their head inside it...
(some lady actually stuck her miniature poodle inside a micky-oven to dry the doggie out after a shampoo; & after the dog cooked/exploded, she had a fukn heart attack...)

relevant quote:
the depths of human stupidity have yet to be plumbed
(attributed to lazarus long)

ymmv...


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Edited by gnrm23 (05/27/07 05:37 PM)

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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: gnrm23]
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Thats an urban legend.


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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: mndfreeze]
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they should do it on mythbusters


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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: Idiot]
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They did actually.


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Nothing says love like grannies prolapsed anus!

quote]Urb said:
I know... Its fucked up... Ill fix it minyana..[/quote]

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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: mndfreeze]
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Nuh uh. I saw the jaw breaker + microwave, and lightbulb + microwave (badass)... but those were the only microwave ones I recall.

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Re: Killing someone with a microwave [Re: mr_kite]
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Just force-feed them pizza pops until they die.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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