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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: lukeboots]
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Hmm. Well, I know nothing about him. But he kinda sounds like a teenager. And teenagers have a lot less sex than they act. The prime sex age seems to be the 20s, until you have kids at least.

Is it possible he was messing around with another guy but pretends it was a girl?

Either way, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's not lying.

jonnywax said:
Dear Captain
Rahie's lying about ever having a sexual encounter, right?



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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: Captain Jack]
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Dear Captain;

Should I eat mushrooms tonight even though my tummy is a little bit upset, or should I wait for another time?


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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Where'd you get your username from?


I think that's the first good question in the whole thread. I can't believe nobody else thought of that ..


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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: jewunit]
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To an improperly prepared ass, almost any dick is too big. Even if he's only got 4 inches, if the ass is dry and not ready, it's gonna feel like John Holmes is back there.
So no, he's not lying about that.

jewunit said:
jonnywax said:
Dear Captain
Rahie's lying about ever having a sexual encounter, right?


And if he's not lying about having a sexual encounter, he's lying about having a dick big enough to ever cause someone pain... right?



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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: lukeboots]
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Thanks.

I had two ships. They were called "It Tastes Good" and "Nowhere Fast". But they both sank! So I have no current boat.

jonnywax said:
Good answer on the cooler quiz!
Dear Captain,
What the fuck is the name of your ship?



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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: California]
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I'd probably name it for either my cat or my daughter.
So either [redacted] or [redacted].

Oregon said:
If you had a Large Sailboat (ship), what would be it's name?



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Edited by Captain Jack (08/31/11 09:01 PM)

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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: Rahie]
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A long, long time ago, I made a thread asking people to draw pictures of me.

An old school user named Black Flag posted the picture that became my avatar. The above penguin picture was another highlight.

Rahie said:
Did you draw that avatar of yours? It is weird.



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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Pearl Jam's first album, "Ten", is an excellent album from start to finish. It came out when I was 11 and developing music preferences (beyond what my parents gave me and Weird Al, who I found hilarious) for the first time. It has staying power with me, I still enjoy it. My other favorite albums from that time, such as "Nevermind" and "Psalm 69" have not fared as well personally over time.

However, I never enjoyed anything Pearl Jam put out after that. I tried to get into "Vs", but it didn't do it for me. My wife brought "Vitology" into the picture... I don't even know anything they put out after that.

So I think that they were an average band who somehow had a magical moment in time that they managed to capture, and they'll never do it again.

Sometimes a band or artist rises above their/his/her means and releases a truly great record that speaks to a group of people, but then they fall back down to earth and can't live up to the moment. Personally I feel Nine Inch Nails released one of the best albums I own in "The Downward Spiral", and I haven't had much interest in anything they've released since.

psilocyberin said:
Dear Captain,
Why did Pearl Jam have such great success when it is obvious that they sucked fetid donkey scrotum?



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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: Captain Jack]
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Have you ever went skydiving or cave spelunking?
If you have, did you enjoy it?
If you haven't, which of the two would you prefer to do?


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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: RandalFlagg]
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When I was in high school, I formed a band with two friends. We named it Captain Jack. I used it for many online usernames back then. I registered for the Shroomery in August 1999, when my band was still going strong.

I don't think I've used this name when joining a new forum or site for a long time.

RandalFlagg said:
Where'd you get your username from?



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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: SneezingPenis]
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psilocyberin said:
Dear Captain,

Why did Pearl Jam have such great success when it is obvious that they sucked fetid donkey scrotum?


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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: CherryBom]
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Ideally I'd say wait for another time, because if your stomach ache worsens, that could change a potentially special evening into a not-so-special one. Nobody likes to vomit, after all.

However, if the other circumstances of your evening are converging properly, it might be worth it to go ahead. Do you have good company this evening? A friend to share the experience with?

CherryBom said:
Dear Captain;
Should I eat mushrooms tonight even though my tummy is a little bit upset, or should I wait for another time?



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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: Captain Jack]
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Captain Jack said:
When I was in high school, I formed a band with two friends.  We named it Captain Jack.  I used it for many online usernames back then.  I registered for the Shroomery in August 1999, when my band was still going strong.

I don't think I've used this name when joining a new forum or site for a long time.

RandalFlagg said:
Where'd you get your username from?




Dear Captain

How could you lie to us? :sad: You clearly registered for this site in January of 2000.


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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: California]
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I have done neither.

I have gone on guided tours of commercialized caves. My family liked to do that when on vacation when I was a youth. I especially enjoyed Mammoth Cave in KY because it was very different from the stalactite and stalagmite filled caves I had visited before.

If I were to do one, it would definitely be spelunking. Skydiving never struck me as a particular fun thing, really. Plus, it seems like a silly idea. I don't believe in God, but if I did, I think skydiving would be a way of mocking him. "I'm gonna jump out of a plane, see!"

Oregon said:
Have you ever went skydiving or cave spelunking?
If you have, did you enjoy it?
If you haven't, which of the two would you prefer to do?



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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: lukeboots]
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Many usernames from back in the day have incorrect reg. dates from a bug or crash or something.

But actually my reg date is incorrect because I asked for a clean wipe of my post count at that point.  It also changed my reg date for some reason.

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Dear Captain
How could you lie to us? :sad: You clearly registered for this site in January of 2000.



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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Since you quoted your prior question, I assume that you didn't like my answer?

I don't think they sucked fetid donkey scrotum. I think their first album was good. I think their subsequent releases were completely average, and they wouldn't have been successful (or even signed to a major label) if people didn't already have a positive association with them because of the first album.

psilocyberin said:
psilocyberin said:
Dear Captain,

Why did Pearl Jam have such great success when it is obvious that they sucked fetid donkey scrotum?





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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: Captain Jack]
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sorry, didnt see your first response for some reason.

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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: Captain Jack]
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Do you have any stories about the word "queer"?


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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: lukeboots]
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Who acutally won the Sickest Fuck contest?


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Re: For one night only: Ask the Good Captain [Re: lukeboots]
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Not that word specifically.
But I have used "Feed the Fag Forty Loads" in the board game Scategories under the Movie category. I scored 3 points! My knowledge of gay porn movie titles comes in hand sometimes.

jonnywax said:
Do you have any stories about the word "queer"?



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