Home | Community | Message Board


FreeSpores.com
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Amazon Shop: Tacos

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
Offlinemjw0
Hamburgerler
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/18/05
Posts: 99
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
Do you want a penguin!
    #4675350 - 09/17/05 10:47 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

look at what you can buy now thanks to the internet...

http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/index.php

any penguin owners?


--------------------
All posts are works of fiction. I do not consume or harvest mushrooms.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineNashbar
just strange.... on drugs
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/16/05
Posts: 3,536
Loc: strawberry field
Last seen: 7 years, 8 months
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: mjw0]
    #4675355 - 09/17/05 10:49 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Gentoo \ Female - Age: 6
Take this lively penguin home to cheer your home. This adult is ready to be sitting on your doorstep!

that's the one I would get, first one on the block with a penguin


--------------------
:pacman: :mushroom2:



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleTrav
Stranger

Registered: 06/09/05
Posts: 1,826
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Nashbar]
    #4675372 - 09/17/05 10:55 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Wow. I wouldn't mind having a penguin around. Do you have to get a penguin door on your fridge like ace ventura? I hope so.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineNashbar
just strange.... on drugs
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/16/05
Posts: 3,536
Loc: strawberry field
Last seen: 7 years, 8 months
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Trav]
    #4675377 - 09/17/05 10:56 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Title: Life-size Penguin Robot

$799.95
Full featured penguin robot serves as a friend for your pet. Includes audio sensor, can sing up to 15 songs and even dance to 10 of them!


--------------------
:pacman: :mushroom2:



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleTrav
Stranger

Registered: 06/09/05
Posts: 1,826
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Nashbar]
    #4675386 - 09/17/05 10:59 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl2:!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineNashbar
just strange.... on drugs
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/16/05
Posts: 3,536
Loc: strawberry field
Last seen: 7 years, 8 months
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Trav]
    #4675389 - 09/17/05 11:01 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

if you get just the robot, you won't need to feed it:

Title: Bag O Krill

$14.55
Be sure your penguin grows healthy, wealthy, and wise with Bag O Krill.


--------------------
:pacman: :mushroom2:



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleTrav
Stranger

Registered: 06/09/05
Posts: 1,826
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Nashbar]
    #4675395 - 09/17/05 11:02 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, fuck that! I'd have my penguin eating taco bell with me within a week.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineLicense_to_Chill
Stranger
Male

Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 4,979
Last seen: 3 years, 12 days
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Trav]
    #4675423 - 09/17/05 11:10 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Oh yea, I remember this from way back.  Had forgotten all about it.
Those penguins can get pretty tall.  Pretty sweet pet to have, though :smile:.


--------------------
"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDimmy
Josephacetious
 User Gallery

Registered: 08/18/04
Posts: 903
Loc: Georgia
Last seen: 5 years, 2 months
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4675556 - 09/17/05 11:44 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl: :rofl2: :rofl:

just navagate that website and read that shit. its so funny. hmm i wonder how much a penguin coasts on ebay....


--------------------
:goose:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleColonel Kurtz Ph.D
What What?
Male User Gallery
Registered: 07/22/04
Posts: 11,113
Loc: Shadow Moses
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Dimmy]
    #4676017 - 09/18/05 01:37 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)



:lol: That site is just fucking great! I'll leave it there for my gf to see it in the morning.


--------------------
:whatwhat:

There's no better way to rock out than with your cock out!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleAndroctonus
Stranger
Male User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 09/17/05
Posts: 1,479
Loc: L.I.S.
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #4676293 - 09/18/05 02:38 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I've been around Penguins. Worst smell I have ever experienced. I don't think they would last long in most households.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleIn(di)go
People of the sun.
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/30/00
Posts: 8,157
Loc: Cologne, Germany
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Androctonus]
    #4676848 - 09/18/05 07:09 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Q:  Can I train my penguin?
A:  Of course! Train them well and teach them all the good tricks and amazing mind powers. Someday one of those smart penguins (maybe yours) will become a Jedi penguin, an elite status of wealth, power and strength in the penguin empire.

edit:
Q:  Do penguins mate for life?
A:  Usually yes.  However, some scientists report 'divorce rates' of approximately 10 to 20% with the occasional 'unfaithful' penguin.  (Seriously!)

:rotfl:


--------------------


Edited by In(di)go (09/18/05 07:20 AM)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMagicalMystery
turn off yourmind

Registered: 07/27/05
Posts: 1,740
Loc: Here, there and everywher...
Last seen: 11 years, 10 months
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: mjw0]
    #4676856 - 09/18/05 07:15 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I'd be all over having a few penguins around. Do they really smell?


--------------------

"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMagicalMystery
turn off yourmind

Registered: 07/27/05
Posts: 1,740
Loc: Here, there and everywher...
Last seen: 11 years, 10 months
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: mjw0]
    #4676863 - 09/18/05 07:21 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Q: Why does my penguin keep bumping into walls?
A: Penguins, like humans, are prone to eye deterioration over time. Vision correction may be necessary for your penguin's welfare. We highly suggest laser surgery correction as many penguins do not take well to eyewear.


hahahaha, LASER SURGERY FOR A PENGUIN? hahahaah

but seriously, now I want some penguins, I love cute waddly things.


--------------------

"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleIn(di)go
People of the sun.
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/30/00
Posts: 8,157
Loc: Cologne, Germany
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4676865 - 09/18/05 07:24 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

oh btw i'm gonna go see march of the penguins in about an hour... been looking forward to it for a long time now...  :thumbup:


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleBi0TeK
elephant man

Registered: 11/07/02
Posts: 3,002
Loc: Yorkshire Moors, Great Br...
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: In(di)go]
    #4676892 - 09/18/05 07:59 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

There's a really good SVCD of March of the Penguins on usenet at the moment. Its a Telecine by a group called HafVCD  :thumbup:

--------------------



--------------------
PROMOTE BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineLocus
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/11/04
Posts: 6,101
Loc: ny/europe/other
Last seen: 26 days, 1 hour
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: mjw0]
    #4676910 - 09/18/05 08:54 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

wtf hahaha.

penquins are awesome... like monkeys.. yeah monkeys are awesome.


--------------------

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. ~ Albert Einstein
"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



~~~*Dosis sola facit venenum*~~~

*Check my profile to listen to my music* :smile:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineNashbar
just strange.... on drugs
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/16/05
Posts: 3,536
Loc: strawberry field
Last seen: 7 years, 8 months
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Locus]
    #4676949 - 09/18/05 09:39 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

go to the zoo and check out the penguin exhibit... you'll be able to smell your way to it, they stink like shit soaking in the ocean


--------------------
:pacman: :mushroom2:



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineLocus
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/11/04
Posts: 6,101
Loc: ny/europe/other
Last seen: 26 days, 1 hour
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Nashbar]
    #4677020 - 09/18/05 10:19 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

then i'll have to go with a monkey then. or a panda... yeah pandas are awesome.


--------------------

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. ~ Albert Einstein
"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



~~~*Dosis sola facit venenum*~~~

*Check my profile to listen to my music* :smile:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Locus]
    #4677025 - 09/18/05 10:24 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Locus said:
then i'll have to go with a monkey then.




monkeys arent the best pet, they'll wreck your house and when they hit puberty
they'll challenge you, it's pretty dangerous with larger ones like chimps


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Amazon Shop: Tacos

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* 'skunk psychosis' LMFAO
( 1 2 all )
LuSiD9 2,427 25 05/08/09 07:20 AM
by Ego Death
* An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin fapjack 1,933 18 05/06/08 03:42 AM
by makaveli8x8
* Penguin Dream
( 1 2 all )
Gillette 2,006 25 10/01/05 08:02 PM
by OzzyOz
* Gay penguin goes straight
RandalFlagg
362 0 09/29/05 02:24 AM
by RandalFlagg
* Abusive Penguin or Ugly Monkey? SouthPArk 706 4 10/23/05 08:49 PM
by thegatewaydrug
* Penguin's Road Trip mntlfngrs 512 3 11/22/03 09:46 AM
by Ripple
* March of the penguins is on.. cApTaInCrAp 548 3 12/23/06 07:59 PM
by LloydChristmas
* Penguin Gatherings
( 1 2 all )
ShroomismM
2,186 24 07/24/05 04:38 AM
by pshawny

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
3,275 topic views. 16 members, 158 guests and 59 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Vaposhop
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2017 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.032 seconds spending 0.004 seconds on 18 queries.