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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
when they hit puberty
they'll challenge you, it's pretty dangerous with larger ones like chimps


so does one have to give the monkey an ass kicking to establish dominance, like the leader of the pack or something?

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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Nashbar]
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no... one has to give up the monkey because he finds it's too big a nusiance or it ripped his arm off


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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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how about those little ones? Do they get out of control too?

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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Nashbar]
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rhesus monkeys are the ones more commonly owned, I guy I knew years ago had one, if you dont mind poo getting thrown around or most of your stuff broken, then I say go for it.


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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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no fucking way, just curious what some people go through to keep a monkey as a pet.

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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Nashbar]
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i guess i'll just be sticking with dogs then...


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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Dimmy]
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I've known people that have owned monkeys. After they are finished bragging and you can get the truth from them they always feel that owning that animal was a big mistake.


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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Androctonus]
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Yes, but when they are bad, you can spank them.  :grin:


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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: 420Girl]
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You would think you'd need some sort of weird "exotic animal" license to get a penguin, I can't believe you can justr order them.


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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: badchad]
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I suppose that depends on where your located. I lived in places where you need a permit to keep newts.


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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Androctonus]
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penguins arent fucking pets... thats like taking a seal or a fuckin pet shark, mind as well have pet bald eagles and deer, or why not a skunk!!

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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: AliceDee]
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.....why not a skunk?  :confused:

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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: AliceDee]
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my pet shark will mess you up.. you better watch out


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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: SourceLimit]
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Actually skunks make good pets. They been available for years. When they are descented they don't smell much worse that a ferret. Their popularity as pets seems to be on the rise again.


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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Androctonus]
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Prisoner, have you been in a fight with a monkey? If u won, did u get the option of intercourse with the female monkey? How was it?

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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Worldbridger]
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:piss: :beatup:


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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Androctonus]
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Hell yeah!!
Owning a penguin would be a virtual money machine....
Charge people to see it and pet it or whatever...$40 buck and you can have a penguin at your pool party...people would pay for that...

You could use it to get chicks to easily come to your house...get a few drinks in her and hit it with the penguin watchin at the end of the bed..lol.. get a cam and let the penguin hit it..jk..lol

When it gets too big trade it in for a little one again...




Take care n be safe...

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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: ultralight]
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Go to the Aquarium and stick you head into their enclosure, take deep breath. Tell me if you still have these plans for Penguins. :rofl:


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