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Are necrophiliac and pedophiles

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Re: Penguins [Re: basqueshaman]
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https://www.channel4.com/news
I'm serious

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Edwardian penguins
Dr Levick (pictured, above) could not help but interpret penguin behaviour in the context of human, moral terms of the early 1900s. His Greek-language descriptions note “little knots” of penguins hanging around the outskirts of the colony terrorising other birds and chicks that went astray.

“The crimes which they commit as such as to find no place in this book, but it is interesting indeed to note that, when nature intends them to find employment these birds, like men, degenerate in idleness,” he wrote.

Dr Levick recorded the frequency of Adélie penguin sex at the South Pole, autoerotic behaviour, the behaviour of young unpaired males and females that involved what he termed “necrophilia” and sexual coercion.

Dr Levick (pictured, right) could not help but interpret penguin behaviour in the context of human, moral terms of the early 1900s. His Greek-language descriptions note
Research ‘decades ahead of the times’
“Levick’s notes were decades ahead of their time and possibly the first ever attempt to reveal the more challenging aspects of bird behavioural strategies to the academic world,” says Douglas Russell, curator of eggs and nests at the Natural History Museum.

Dr Levick attempted to publish a paper entitled The Natural History of the Adelie Penguin, but it was too much for the ladies and gentlemen at the time, said Mr Russell.

Mr Russell and colleagues William Sladen, of John Hopkins Medical Institutions, and penguin researcher David Ainley, have reinterpreted Dr Levick’s observations and published their penguin research in the Cambridge University Press journal Polar Record.

Bird mating
Same-sex sexual behaviour in animals has since been documented in many animals including mallards, European swallows, and sand martins. It is also now understood that the acts of necrophilia Dr Levick recorded in penguins are different to those of humans. Penguins do not distinguish between live female penguins who lay in the same position as dead penguins.

One hundred copies of Dr Levick’s four-page pamphlet were printed but only two are known to still exist. His notes, part of a private collection, and Adélie penguin specimens – collected from Cape Adare – are on display in the Scott’s Last Expedition exhibition at the museum.

Dr Levick, to a certain extent, falls into the same trap as an awful lot of people in seeing penguins as bipedal birds and seeing them as little people, said Mr Russell: “They’re not. They are birds.”

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Re: Penguins [Re: basqueshaman]
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yeah but what about

:penguindog:


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WG32 KILLED HOFFA
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TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: Penguins [Re: Nifflerz]
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Now I'm horney

--BG--

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Re: Penguins [Re: Nifflerz]
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Niffla said:
yeah but what about

:penguindog:


The penguindog is a ravenous pack hunter, paralleled only by Africa’s savanna lions. They have no need for such things as their insatiable hunger leaves all but their pack in mortal danger, and as such, bound to the will of the penguindogs. This is why we froze over Antarctica in the 1930’s.

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Re: Penguins [Re: basqueshaman] * 1
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Obviously. Ducks are much more rapey though. 75% of all duck sex is rape.


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Re: Penguins [Re: Moo456]
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:electrickoolaid:

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Re: Penguins [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said:
Niffla said:
yeah but what about

:penguindog:


The penguindog is a ravenous pack hunter, paralleled only by Africa’s savanna lions. They have no need for such things as their insatiable hunger leaves all but their pack in mortal danger, and as such, bound to the will of the penguindogs. This is why we froze over Antarctica in the 1930’s.


At my local zoo the penguindog they had there, named Lucy, viciously mauled and ate one of the zookeepers. Happened a few years ago.


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Re: Penguins [Re: Nifflerz]
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They’re lucky it was just the one, really. They’ve been known to bust through shatterproof glass like the Kool-Aid man, chasing after camera flashes and screaming children. Some say they are a distant relative of the tardigrade, which would lend some credibility to the famous story of a man dying in spite of heavily using a flamethrower on a pack of penguindogs.

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Re: Penguins [Re: larry.fisherman]
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:ohmy:


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Re: Penguins [Re: Nifflerz]
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I heard that during development of the show Stranger Things, the demodogs were originally modelled after our penguindogs, but focus groups found that viewers were too genuinely frightened of the realities of such a harrowing apex predator.

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