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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: sweetsweet]
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sweetsweet said:
Give them monies, and they'll let you get some. Other than that, you're not grabbing anybody's sober boobs.:shrug:


Yeah, money works sometimes



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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: FunkyLoFi]
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Go to a popular club about two hours from closing...all the girls will be wasted and drunk girls=horny girls.


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: FunkyLoFi]
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I'm sure if you say "I really want to feel your boobs, can I?" that they'll appreciate your honesty.


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: forbiddendonut]
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forbiddendonut said:
I'm sure if you say "I really want to feel your boobs, can I?" that they'll appreciate your honesty.


I'd say: "I really want to touch your forbidden donuts, can I?"

:love:


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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I like, how much? :hehehe:


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: TurntableJunky]
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Y'all are gonna get this boy slapped! I am a pretty cool chick but if someone offered me money or just grabbed my boobs there'd be a problem. Unless she's a hooker or a stripper the money offer is extremely offensive. I don't think there's a "proper" way to be unproper. Just flirt with her and be charming and see where that gets you.


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: mushbaby]
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Sometimes you really don't have anything to say, though...sometimes you just have to be totally up-front.


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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and sometimes you end up going home and jerking off to the memory of the hot girl who sat next to you on the plane. I'm sure that sounds familiar.


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: DrCamacho89]
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I was working this haunted house once and the guy in the next segment was being dracula(laying in a coffin), when you stepped up close he would "come alive"and sit up. When I came thru he did that but had his hands out. Guess where they went. But it was so funny and he was so slick about it I really couldn't tell if it was an accident or not, so he got to cop a feel and I just laughed. There's always the accidental touch.


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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Here's a few nice ways to ask her nicely:

(1) Jaeger bombs
(2) Take her shopping at the Coach Handbag store and drop a few Franklins
(3) Learn to sing like Elvis


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: mushbaby]
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Sounds like a real winner. If he would have talked about it afterwards with you over a beer, would it have been a turn on for you?


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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"Stewardess 1 Martini and 1 Roofie Calida."






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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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So, seriously: if I'm ever sitting next to a girl with some incredibly nice tits, can I just kinda gently and discreetly (in case anyone might see) start feeling her tits? Or what about if I just ask: "Would you mind if I touched your breasts?"

:cool2:


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: soulcircus]
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Say "Give me some of them goodies. NOW! Do it. Just let me touch a tittie. PLEASE!!?!? Come on. Tits in my mouth. WHY AREN'T YOU LETTING ME? Fuck you, stuck up bitch." and that's when security escorts you off the plane.

You'll cop a feel everytime!


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: DrCamacho89]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
You're not a man if you have to ask before you do it.


word.

sometimes you just gotta go for it.
like i did. today.

and yes, they're my hands. =]





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