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What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs?
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Like if you're sitting next to a girl on an airplane or something

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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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You have a strange hang up with 70's girls

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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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looks sort of like NextDoorNikki


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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You're not a man if you have to ask before you do it.


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
You're not a man if you have to ask before you do it.



Yeah--one way would be to just do it, I guess


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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I guess I just don't understand this thread. Best way to ask to feel boobs? How old are the women we are talking about in this thread, 14, 15?

That woman in the picture looks more like a 70's stewardess....HOT! What the hell happened to the stereotype of flight attendents. They used to be hot and had the penchant of being slutty, gypsy-type party girls. Now, they're either old, bitter, former truck-stop waitresses or gay guys. Like in most other cases of my life, I was born a generation too late.


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: DrCamacho89]
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That really depends on how charming/good looking you are.


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: DrCamacho89]
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DrCamacho89 said:
What the hell happened to the stereotype of flight attendents. They used to be hot and had the penchant of being slutty, gypsy-type party girls. Now, they're either old, bitter, former truck-stop waitresses or gay guys. Like in most other cases of my life, I was born a generation too late.



They just stayed in 'the business' too long.

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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: DrCamacho89]
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I don't think they're former truck stop waitresses, I think they're former slutty, gypsy-type party girls - they look hard like that from a career of breathing jet fumes.




DrCamacho89 said:
I guess I just don't understand this thread. Best way to ask to feel boobs? How old are the women we are talking about in this thread, 14, 15?

That woman in the picture looks more like a 70's stewardess....HOT! What the hell happened to the stereotype of flight attendents. They used to be hot and had the penchant of being slutty, gypsy-type party girls. Now, they're either old, bitter, former truck-stop waitresses or gay guys. Like in most other cases of my life, I was born a generation too late.



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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: DrCamacho89]
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That's because of the Equal Opportunity Employment Laws. The Airlines used to have strict standards. Stewardess had to be within certain hight, weight, and of course very attractive.


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: Androctonus]
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fucking feministas :crankey:

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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: Androctonus]
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and unmarried...


Androctonus said:
That's because of the Equal Opportunity Employment Laws. The Airlines used to have strict standards. Stewardess had to be within certain hight, weight, and of course very attractive.



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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: xjuan]
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xjuan said:
and unmarried...


Androctonus said:
That's because of the Equal Opportunity Employment Laws. The Airlines used to have strict standards. Stewardess had to be within certain hight, weight, and of course very attractive.






or at least slutty


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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Just make funny honking noises as you squeeze her boobs, and most chicks will go for it.

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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: Le_Canard]
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Lies!:crankey:


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: sweetsweet]
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sweetsweet said:
Lies!:crankey:



:headbanger:


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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More advice, please...hopefully more girls will reply, too


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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Give them monies, and they'll let you get some. Other than that, you're not grabbing anybody's sober boobs.:shrug:


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: sweetsweet]
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Grab and run


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Re: What's the proper way to ask a stranger-woman if you can feel her boobs? [Re: JunkFood]
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A few free lines and you should be able to cop a feel no problemo.


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