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Androctonus
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Texas State Law

#6850684 - 04/29/07 07:21 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Buy some liquor get a free gun. :lol:

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Iron_Hymen
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Re: Texas State Law

[Re: Androctonus]
#6850891 - 04/29/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Damn Texans with their silly liquor, free guns and godly huge mother fucking malls!

I was born in Houston as a mistake! :thumbdown:

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ganjaguru
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Re: Texas State Law

[Re: Iron_Hymen]
#6850896 - 04/29/07 08:25 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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Iron_Hymen said:
Damn Texans with their silly liquor, free guns and godly huge mother fucking malls!

I was born in Houston as a mistake!

Dunno if you got the point.

It was a pretty funny episode, I just think its funnier that people actually think thats how it is.

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VoidOfsPg
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Re: Texas State Law

[Re: ganjaguru]
#6851016 - 04/29/07 08:55 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I didnt think that episode was that funny...but the liquor/gun part was funny.

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DrCamacho89
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Re: Texas State Law

[Re: VoidOfsPg]
#6851049 - 04/29/07 09:03 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

It's not funny or original. See Michael Moore's "Bowling for Columbine". It was a realistic thing in parts of this country for a time being. The humor of it in that film was in the FACT that a bank offered a free gun with a checking account start up.

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jewunit
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Re: Texas State Law

[Re: DrCamacho89]
#6851112 - 04/29/07 09:20 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Um, wouldn't that be the whole point of the joke then?

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Androctonus
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Re: Texas State Law

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#6851121 - 04/29/07 09:22 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

This is America damn it. The smaller our dicks the bigger our guns.

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DrCamacho89
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Re: Texas State Law

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#6851174 - 04/29/07 09:34 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Funny, I suppose. Not original, so the humor isn't as smart. I find it funnier in documentary form. More Boratish.

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gooddrugguy

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Re: Texas State Law

[Re: DrCamacho89]
#6851252 - 04/29/07 09:50 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Like Austin is the epitome of the southern conservative lifestyle; they have more head shops downtown than they do Starbucks.

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DrCamacho89
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Re: Texas State Law

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#6851263 - 04/29/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

You think Southern Conservatives don't smoke pot? hmmmm That's an interesting idea.

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