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OfflineSoDak_Stranger
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Don't mess with Texas!
    #2912415 - 07/21/04 03:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.

The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a
pianist. He went on to give a recital for the
Queen of England."

The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car
accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his
body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for
field events in the Olympics."

The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high
on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse
head-on into a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour.
All I had to work with was the horse's ass
and a ten gallon hat. Three years ago he became president of the United
States....


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: SoDak_Stranger]
    #2912456 - 07/21/04 03:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lol: I've heard that one before but it is just as funny the second time.

What is it with Texans anyway?  I will never understand why they are so proud to be from that place. Very weird!


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #2912460 - 07/21/04 03:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

/hides from Paw


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: Adom]
    #2912464 - 07/21/04 03:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Adom you better hide...


>>>>>>>>>ADOM MADE ME POST IT!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: SoDak_Stranger]
    #2912487 - 07/21/04 03:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I ain't scared of that texASS sonuvabitch!


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: Adom]
    #2912510 - 07/21/04 03:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

but he has bisquets :eek:!!!!!!!!1


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: notapillow]
    #2912512 - 07/21/04 03:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

bisquit tits maybe


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: Adom]
    #2912516 - 07/21/04 03:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

the bull dog is unleshed :evil:


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: notapillow]
    #2912518 - 07/21/04 03:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

  :grin:

I think it was pit bull  :tongue2:


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: Adom]
    #2912525 - 07/21/04 03:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:
what ever birthday boy just go knaw paws legs off :evil:


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: notapillow]
    #2912537 - 07/21/04 04:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I need to start celebrating my birthday. Meybe a beer or something. I just smoked a joint to my head and listened to the first set of 2-23-74 from Winterland. Friends and family all have silly jobs that go untill 5 pm.. Damn bums!


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: Adom]
    #2912627 - 07/21/04 04:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

smoke another joint :grin:


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: notapillow]
    #2912630 - 07/21/04 04:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

done and done

Actually it was a bowl but I have to be semi-alert for supper.


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: Adom]
    #2912634 - 07/21/04 04:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lol
come on its a party aint it :wink:


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: notapillow]
    #2912645 - 07/21/04 04:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

There will be one but that is later. Right now it's just me and 6 members of the Grateful Dead in my head ripping up Estimated... ahh whats that? They are headed for Eyes now.


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: Adom]
    #2912653 - 07/21/04 04:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

good deal
i got big river goin :gd_icon:


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: notapillow]
    #2912659 - 07/21/04 04:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

DP 18 here, it's a damn good version from 78.


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: Adom]
    #2912663 - 07/21/04 04:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i dont wanna listen to this show too much though its sopposed to be for tripping funness


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: notapillow]
    #2912664 - 07/21/04 04:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Which one?


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Re: Don't mess with Texas! [Re: Adom]
    #2912672 - 07/21/04 04:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

5-9-77


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