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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: Rahie]
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Next time demand that she take personalized shots for you...you know, be like:

"I want a pic of your head facing left, while you're holding a rubber ducky."


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: JunkFood]
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JunkFood said:
Next time demand that she take personalized shots for you...you know, be like:

"I want a pic of your head facing left, while you're holding a rubber ducky."


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: JunkFood]
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wait so was it the same person just ended up being ugly or someone completely different


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: DeathCompany]
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DeathCompany said:
wait so was it the same person just ended up being ugly or someone completely different



completely different, had red hair, was a white 20yr girl, that's it.


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: theuser]
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:rofl:

Goddamn dude, thats crazy..


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: theuser]
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Photoshop + make-up = every ugly girls savior


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: theuser]
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theuser said:
DeathCompany said:
wait so was it the same person just ended up being ugly or someone completely different



completely different, had red hair, was a white 20yr girl, that's it.


I know people can be ashamed of their looks but that seems really weird that she would be driven to use someone elses picture in order to try and meet up with you. So what was her motivation, she thought you were a drug hook up and that's it? Do you think she even intended on going through with the threesome?

And I have always noticed that finding hair in food is like taking a punch to the stomach. Sure it's just organic matter, but you never see it coming. I wonder how much hair and tiny microscopic fibers we all consume without realizing it.

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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: MOTH]
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I find eating half a sandwich and then putting my own hair in gets me one and a half sandwiches in the long run.


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: jewunit]
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I had someone bring back a pizza the other day with a ciggerette filter on a piece of it like they ate half the peice and then realized there was a huge ciggerette butt on it lol total bullshit


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: Dobie]
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When I find hair in food, I pick it off, and continue eating.


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
When I find hair in food, I pick it off, and continue eating.


yeah, i usually do too.


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
When I find hair in food, I pick it off, and continue eating.


That's what separates the Jews from the gentiles.


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: jewunit]
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so wait.. you're saying the jews return it, right?


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Yeah, and then get a bunch of free shit for in return.


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: jewunit]
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So a priest and a Rabi are standing by a soccer field with school boys playing soccer.
The priest looks to the Rabi and says "we should screw them."
The Rabi reply "screw them out of what? they only have the soccer ball"

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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: jewunit]
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ahh right right.

i dunno.. it's just hair. and i don't really like making a big fuss about things. i like to think i'm too laid back to care.. but it's more likely that i'm too lazy


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: Rahie]
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Rahie said:
So a priest and a Rabi are standing by a soccer field with school boys playing soccer.
The priest looks to the Rabi and says "we should screw them."
The Rabi reply "screw them out of what? they only have the soccer ball"


you just posted that joke in another thread...
it's a funny joke, but is it necessary to post it twice?


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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I meant to post it here, I deleted the other one.

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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: theuser]
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I have met so many crazy girls from myspace its not even funny 90% are nuts


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Re: Meeting a girl from MySpace. A horror story. [Re: Rahie]
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"Maybe there's a God above
But all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
It's not a cry you can hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah"

--L.C.



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