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agar
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Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

#6748711 - 04/04/07 10:58 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

VA patient has wrong testicle removed

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070405/ap_on_fe_st/botched_surgery;_ylt=AkJqKIY1lo4.bHXvKsUnBtuek3QF

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tiny_rabid_birds

Registered: 11/08/05
Posts: 15,653

Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

[Re: agar]
#6748721 - 04/04/07 11:01 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

wow. fucking wow. that sucks horribly. going into the surgery he was no doubt consoling himself "oh well.. i'll still have one teste"

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Cowgold
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Registered: 04/04/05
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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

[Re: agar]
#6748722 - 04/04/07 11:01 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Not your right, jackass, mine! hahahha

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Boom
just a tester

Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek

Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

[Re: Cowgold]
#6748730 - 04/04/07 11:03 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

He was 47 anyway, I'm sure he wasn't planning on fathering another kid. Now he can bust in whoever and not worry about it. Well other than the STDs

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tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

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#6748740 - 04/04/07 11:05 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

but his penis is going to feel so lonely, and his sack so empty. i'm pretty sure it would depress the hell out of me, even if i were older

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Cowgold
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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

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#6748745 - 04/04/07 11:07 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

I hope he got to spread his seed around. If I was him I'd get a belt buckle made out of em atleast. I just wouldn't feel complete without it.

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Boom
just a tester

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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

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#6748747 - 04/04/07 11:07 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

You can get a fake set of balls nowadays, I'm positive. I bet you can even get bigger balls than you had

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Cowgold
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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

[Re: Boom]
#6748754 - 04/04/07 11:09 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Can they do face lifts so your old saggy sack can carry the heavier load?

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tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

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#6748755 - 04/04/07 11:10 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

hmm.. interesting.. i had forgotten about prosthetics. it's still a pretty big "oops" especially if he planned on still being fertile. However, he may find it nice to have a set of bigger, better, shiny balls

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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

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#6748783 - 04/04/07 11:16 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

I would listen to that "Big Balls" song 24/7, and dance around showing people my balls

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Legend9123

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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

[Re: agar]
#6749073 - 04/05/07 12:46 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Damn. I would definitely feel incomplete without my balls.

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Jadian
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Registered: 07/07/05
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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

[Re: agar]
#6749093 - 04/05/07 12:52 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

If I got fake balls I'd want them to look like a Magic 8-Ball

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tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

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#6749108 - 04/05/07 12:57 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

but you wouldn't be able to see them through your scrotum

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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

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#6749118 - 04/05/07 01:00 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

I'd have a see-through scrotum then.

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tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

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#6749132 - 04/05/07 01:06 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

like.. a cellophane sack? that's weird..

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Re: Why i don't use my VA medical benifits

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#6749151 - 04/05/07 01:17 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

tiny_rabid_birds said:

but his penis is going to feel so lonely, and his sack so empty. i'm pretty sure it would depress the hell out of me, even if i were older

indeed... besides, there's another important function of testicles... hormone's... now he's gonna have to take pills for the rest of his life!

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