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LayYouIn
Taurus

Registered: 09/28/06
Posts: 4,402
Loc: Organ

Bartending Job

#6746010 - 04/04/07 11:45 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: LayYouIn]
#6746019 - 04/04/07 11:48 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Is it worth losing your job over?

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sucklesworth
Lick me where Ipee

Registered: 08/01/03
Posts: 54,259
Loc: If I was up yer ass you'd...

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: LayYouIn]
#6746029 - 04/04/07 11:50 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

its a lose lose situation for you

you win, you beat up a little guy, you lose you look like a total puss

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LayYouIn
Taurus

Registered: 09/28/06
Posts: 4,402
Loc: Organ

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#6746034 - 04/04/07 11:51 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

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http://www.mushroomexpert.com/

http://www.textbookofbacteriology.net

http://bugs.bio.usyd.edu.au/learning/resources/Mycology/index.html

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supra
computerEnthusiast

Registered: 10/26/03
Posts: 6,446
Loc: TEXAS
Last seen: 15 years, 5 months

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: LayYouIn]
#6746039 - 04/04/07 11:52 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

size is not what makes a fighter, unless your a midget or 500 lbs...

my guess is you will lose this fight, you are already questioning yourself, if you dont know you can win, dont start the fight...only fight for defense...

now, if he is really a piece of shit, wait until you can run into him away from the work place, and give him an ass whooping if thats what he deserves...

peace

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: LayYouIn]
#6746041 - 04/04/07 11:52 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

So wait until after work and beat the shit out of him.

Fuckin' do it.

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memes
Blessed

Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: LayYouIn]
#6746043 - 04/04/07 11:52 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

if he's little and built he might have been a wrestler in the past (seems to be the optimal build for wrestling)...

hope the fight doesnt go to the ground or yer farked.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#6746049 - 04/04/07 11:54 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

But Sucky is right. If you get beat up by a guy who almost qualifies as a midget, you're going to look like a bitch.

Ever been in a fight before? Use your best judgment, can you handle this fool or not?

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HeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All

Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: LayYouIn]
#6746051 - 04/04/07 11:54 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

You should start belittling him on a frequent basis.

If he ever comes at you just give him the old one-two to the face.
Oh, and in my experience, little guys can't fight. Think of them as tiny dogs with a loud bark.

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stickyicky13
Stranger

Registered: 09/20/06
Posts: 587
Last seen: 19 years, 5 months

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: memes]
#6746060 - 04/04/07 11:56 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Just pummel him...

Stop shitting yourslef over it.

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goobler
Reanimated

Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: LayYouIn]
#6746064 - 04/04/07 11:57 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

nice, so you dont like short people eh?

violence is always the answer....you need to be in the OTD more

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Cowgold
Bullshit

Registered: 04/04/05
Posts: 12,486
Loc: .

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: LayYouIn]
#6746066 - 04/04/07 11:57 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

LayYouIn said:

HELLA_TIGHT said:

Is it worth losing your job over?

probley. otherwise im going to have to listen to his shit everyday.

he walks by and calls me and fag and today, he was gesturing with his hands that he has a big dick and i have a small one. he's seriously so immature that it's almost funny.

Make a complaint of sexual harrassment. The embarrassment alone will get him to leave or shut his damn mouth.

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goobler
Reanimated

Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: goobler]
#6746073 - 04/04/07 11:58 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Complain to HR

or ignore it

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Corporal Kielbasa

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 17,235

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: LayYouIn]
#6746077 - 04/04/07 12:00 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

I wathched my buddy kick the crap out of my other buddy. My short buddie is like 4 foot tall. My other buddy is 6'3''. The short guy punched him in the stomach. Then the big guy grabed him. The short guy then took out the big guys knees.
The big guy started romping on him for a bit. But shit the short guy held his own. Size means nothing, it's all in how you use what you got. It's about calculating your actions like a game of chess.

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Dark_Star
train driver pervading a desktop

Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 31,859
Loc: Uranus

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: LayYouIn]
#6746080 - 04/04/07 12:01 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah man, size doesn't mean shit.

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VoidOfsPg
Stranger

Registered: 05/09/05
Posts: 4,899
Loc: San Antonio, TX

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: Cowgold]
#6746088 - 04/04/07 12:03 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Cowgold said:

LayYouIn said:

HELLA_TIGHT said:

Is it worth losing your job over?

probley. otherwise im going to have to listen to his shit everyday.

he walks by and calls me and fag and today, he was gesturing with his hands that he has a big dick and i have a small one. he's seriously so immature that it's almost funny.

Make a complaint of sexual harrassment. The embarrassment alone will get him to leave or shut his damn mouth.

:thumbup:

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coAsTal
Friend

Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 2,970
Loc: 5b

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: Cowgold]
#6746097 - 04/04/07 12:06 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Don't ever start a fight unless you're heading off serious danger by doing it.

But the day he hits/pushes you in a serious way, make sure you only hit him once-- HARD-- break his nose or crush his balls-- but wait for him to start it.

And for the talk-- if I were you, I'd be giving it back to him twice-- little bitches like that live their lives and get old enough to act so cock-sure because nobody shut them the fuck up early on-- he's always gotten to talk mad shit and clearly hasn't been embarassed enough or paid any other price to change the behavior.

Most people are passive, and take abuse from people like that, whivh emboldens them and makes it worse.

I have no time for people like that.

The problem YOU have is that he clearly has no respect for you already, which means you are a target to him. Learn to identify people like that right away, and be CLEAR from the moment you meet them that you are not one of the sheep who will take their shit, and you'd be surprised to learn that, miore often than not, you'll get taken off their list of people worthy of intimidation and harassment.

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resin
Ghetto Monster

Registered: 06/12/02
Posts: 2,815
Loc: Ca$hville
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: VoidOfsPg]
#6746098 - 04/04/07 12:06 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

there was this short fat gaurd when I was in jail, looked like elmur fud, turns out he owns a karate/tiequando school, and is the best there. They all said he would whoop 5the fuck outa anyone i the jail

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: VoidOfsPg]
#6746101 - 04/04/07 12:06 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

VoidOfsPg said:

Cowgold said:

LayYouIn said:

HELLA_TIGHT said:

Is it worth losing your job over?

probley. otherwise im going to have to listen to his shit everyday.

he walks by and calls me and fag and today, he was gesturing with his hands that he has a big dick and i have a small one. he's seriously so immature that it's almost funny.

Make a complaint of sexual harrassment. The embarrassment alone will get him to leave or shut his damn mouth.

Actually that sounds like the best idea.

Say he is sexually harassing you.

:rockon:

:rockon:

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MushmanTheManic
Stranger

Registered: 04/21/05
Posts: 4,587

Re: Can Short Guys Fight?

[Re: LayYouIn]
#6746114 - 04/04/07 12:09 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Hit him in the head with a cinder block.

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