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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Who here has the best job?
    #4741267 - 10/01/05 04:28 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

that would be me. I get to get drunk, stare at amazingly gorgeous women,  and kick off my shoes... and I get paid for it....the drinks are also free.  :suckit: :suckit: :suckit:


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Offlinelechuck
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4741271 - 10/01/05 04:29 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

do you work at a whore house?


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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4741273 - 10/01/05 04:30 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I think my job is comparable. I DJ Weddings. If I did drink I could drink at them, but I dont.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4741277 - 10/01/05 04:30 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

bartender?

i want to be a bartender once i turn 21, that shit would be pimpin (plus u get paid good, if ur a good bartender)


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Offlinelechuck
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: Jim]
    #4741282 - 10/01/05 04:32 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I drink at work even I?m not suposed to, I work at the college i?m in.
It sucks, but i have free internet to download shit, and my female coworker has a really big pair of tits


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: lechuck]
    #4741286 - 10/01/05 04:33 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:naughty:


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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4741290 - 10/01/05 04:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

no, i am a sound engineer, aka "sound guy". Ive got a steady bar sound gig, which is extremely easy, i only work 4 days a week, for 4-5 hours a day.
The downside is that often times the bands flat out suck, but those bands that kick ass make up for it, especially when people ranging from Reggie Wooten to Kip Winger come and play.
And next week i sign on with a production and lighting company and will probably get to A2 (assist) on some huge ass concerts.


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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4741428 - 10/01/05 05:10 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I don't have a "job" per se right now, but I'm getting $20 for an editorial I submitted to the campus newspaper, so I may start writing more of them, and get paid for my opinions.


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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: Silversoul]
    #4741433 - 10/01/05 05:11 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

So the S&P forum owes you like a billion dollars!


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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4741448 - 10/01/05 05:15 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

psilocyberin said:
So the S&P forum owes you like a billion dollars!



Don't forget PAL.  :money:


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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4741454 - 10/01/05 05:17 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

i program (mainly) in perl, and do so while incredibly stoned.

it's an alright gig, i can work from home, can download music while working, etc...


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Offlinenovorua
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: Krishna]
    #4741476 - 10/01/05 05:22 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Krishna said:
i program (mainly) in perl, and do so while incredibly stoned.

it's an alright gig, i can work from home, can download music while working, etc...




LOL thats nuts. programming while being stonned. props. :smirk:


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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: Krishna]
    #4741483 - 10/01/05 05:23 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

oh, yeah, i forgot i can get high whenever i want as well...with my bosses sometimes, or the bands.


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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: novorua]
    #4741501 - 10/01/05 05:28 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

i really can't work while not stoned. well, there is this 'level' of stoned-ness that i shoot for, if i'm not high at all i get really antsy and bored with my work really quickly, and if i'm too high, then i can't do anything productive - but if i'm just stoned enough, i work really well without even really noticing i'm working!


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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: Krishna]
    #4741521 - 10/01/05 05:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Krishna said:
i really can't work while not stoned. well, there is this 'level' of stoned-ness that i shoot for, if i'm not high at all i get really antsy and bored with my work really quickly, and if i'm too high, then i can't do anything productive - but if i'm just stoned enough, i work really well without even really noticing i'm working!




So how much do you usually smoke in a week? And are you always high pretty much? How long have you been smoking?


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OfflineThe14thWarrior
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4741522 - 10/01/05 05:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I shoot guns and teach others to shoot guns for a living.  I do executive protection training, unarmed combat training and edged weapon training.  I also instruct students in defensive driving, rappelling, weapons concealment and counter-terrorism.  Once or twice a year I get to co-host a class on the methods and practise of explosive usage in the field of terrorism.  In other words, we get to blow up TONS of stuff.

I invest a lot of money and I own my own house and a bit more than 60 acres of land.  A friend also owns a "Gentlemans Club" that I work at as a bartender/security.  Basically I just ogle the chicks and act like I'm disinterested.  It's a load of fun :smile:


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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: Krishna]
    #4741524 - 10/01/05 05:36 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

i just got me a new job and got outta the fast food industry i know make pizzas lol its a sweet ass gig the people are all chill and all my buddies work there too


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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4741541 - 10/01/05 05:40 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I get paid to play xbox 360 games all day... and yes they provide free drinks (everything from juice to pop to beer)

Also, twice a week I get paid time and a half to bring an xbxo360 home with me and test games over xbox live.... during which I, of course, smoke plenty of weed

I get paid overtime to smoke pot, drink beer, and play unreleased xbox 360 games.

Can't compain


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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: Turd]
    #4741544 - 10/01/05 05:41 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Turd said:
I get paid to play xbox 360 games all day... and yes they provide free drinks (everything from juice to pop to beer)

Also, twice a week I get paid time and a half to bring an xbxo360 home with me and test games over xbox live.... during which I, of course, smoke plenty of weed

I get paid overtime to smoke pot, drink beer, and play unreleased xbox 360 games.

Can't compain




I think we have a winner.


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OfflineSpooge
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Re: Who here has the best job? [Re: The14thWarrior]
    #4741551 - 10/01/05 05:43 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Warrior14 said:
I shoot guns and teach others to shoot guns for a living.  I do executive protection training, unarmed combat training and edged weapon training.  I also instruct students in defensive driving, rappelling, weapons concealment and counter-terrorism.  Once or twice a year I get to co-host a class on the methods and practise of explosive usage in the field of terrorism.  In other words, we get to blow up TONS of stuff.

I invest a lot of money and I own my own house and a bit more than 60 acres of land.  A friend also owns a "Gentlemans Club" that I work at as a bartender/security.  Basically I just ogle the chicks and act like I'm disinterested.  It's a load of fun :smile:




lol that sounds pretty deadly man.  Excutive protection training?  What exactly does this mean(like, what do the people you train do...protect executives?  :tongue:)


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