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So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit
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I was sitting on the block with the homies, chillin, smokin, drinkin, ya know

And my nigga calls me up saying some fool wants a 20 of some bud.

cool. ya know.

we meet this little dude and his friend.  I take his cash and tell em I'll be back in a second with the shit

right?

so i come back to the spot an he aint there


im like whatever.  maybe the rollers came around an he dipped


later me and the homeboy are sittin back on the block, same ol shit, and this crazy fool is driving up and stoppin in front of me all crazy like like he gonna rob me or somethin

He yelling an im sayin chill i got yo shit

an he holds up a big muthafucking rock like he gonna throw it fred flinstone style so I shoot off my piece at his ride to let him know whats up cuz the next is going straight thru his skull

this foo trips out an hops into his ride an drives off swervin n shit with a flat tire.  and then he hops the curb n drives right through my old girls yard half block down.

we hear his car splash into the river or somethin

I was like, goddamn

There more!  then we seen the fool cross 73rd from where we were at.  he was runnin lost n crazy n shit.  just spooked out his mind.  zig zaggin, drippin water head to toe.  not looking back once.


we were rollin.  I aint ever seen shit like that before:heart:

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Teahead]
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wtf?


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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: mikeytro]
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dang. shits nuts foolio

thats why i likfe reading here though, other boards you have pretty standard users and everyone once in a while some person with an odd persona will come along, but still pretty default, here you gets some crazy fuckers probably typing with their ass with a head full of acid or something. very enjoyable

Edited by bigtee212 (03/21/07 01:47 PM)

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Teahead]
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Fuck off, troll.

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Teahead]
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:puppet:

:lockdance:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Teahead]
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Get back to the lot....................................................think thats my first 0-4-U rating...:O:rotfl:

Edited by vinsue (03/21/07 04:27 PM)

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: vinsue]
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I didn't write that post but please refer to:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/6694148/an/0/page/0/gonew/1#UNREAD

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
:puppet:

:lockdance:


I seriously don't get this attitude.  you probably want shroomhead0069 banned too.  Are you unable to enjoy these posts?  Or just proud of your ability to sniff out a troll?  congratulations!


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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Teahead]
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parody is fun


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Noviseer]
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Dizzam, yo, that shiznit be rocking the h to the izzay. This one time I was sell'n crizzack on tha block n some kid comes up ta me like hes gots a chizzip on his shoulda or sum-m sum-m so I shanked him witta frozen swordfish n' shit. Had ta spend six years steppin' in a sewer ta avoid tha po po, yo fo yo bitch ass. Dizzy tripping fizzoff LSDizzle.


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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Teahead]
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I enjoyed it.


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You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper, boiled football leather... dog breath. We're not hitch-hiking anymore, we're riding!

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Koala Koolio]
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I also enjoyed it.


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Huuuuurrrrrr!

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Teahead]
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Quote:
Teahead said:
we meet this little dude and his friend. I take his cash and tell em I'll be back in a second with the shit


Good story, and you got a free bag out of it too? :stash:


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"Blow up your TV, throw away your paper.  Go to the country, build you a home."

- John Prine

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Teahead]
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Haha, I guess if you didn't read the earlier post this would make no sense.


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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: jewunit]
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Yo thats some shit right there.
That happens to me all the time when I'm bleedin tha block.
I remember just the other day some fool was all like "man, I'll suck your dick", so I shot him. true story


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“People usually consider walking on water or in thin air a miracle. But I think the real miracle is not to walk either on water or in thin air, but to walk on earth. Every day we are engaged in a miracle which we don't even recognize: a blue sky, white clouds, green leaves, the black, curious eyes of a child -- our own two eyes. All is a miracle.” -Thich Nhat Hanh

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: AlCapwn]
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AlCapwn said:
I also enjoyed it.


what WASN'T there to enjoy!  :smile:


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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Noviseer]
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Noviseer said:
WhiskeyClone said:
:puppet:

:lockdance:


I seriously don't get this attitude.  you probably want shroomhead0069 banned too.  Are you unable to enjoy these posts?  Or just proud of your ability to sniff out a troll?  congratulations!


Haha I was just in a bad mood.

No I don't want shroomhead0069 banned.

Relax. :beer:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Teahead]
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:lol:


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~Happy sailing~

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: RuNE]
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Oh, come on, it was funny.

Take a joke!

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Re: So Im chillin an gangbangin n shit [Re: Sillicybin]
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The funniest thing is that he signed up last year but didn't make a post until now.  I guess somebody had a puppet loaded and ready to go for just such an occasion. :lol:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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