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Don't drink and fight
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Grr.
I was at a frat party tonight and I was drunk and just got into a shitty mood, so I left. Well, on my way home I started smoking a cigarette. I'm on the most populated road on campus, and like 10 feet away from a cop, and I exhale a hit, and it accidentally blows in this dude's face. He gets pissed and starts following me with his 4 other boys saying shit like "This dude just blew smoke in my face" and shit.

So finally I turn around like "Nah fuck that you faggot, get the fuck away from me" and he gets mad (who wouldn't?) and puts his h

ands on me to push me. I don't like being touched in the first place, added to the fact that I'm mad, I shove him really fucking hard. So he's like "Oh no fuck that" and punches me square in the face. I'm smart enough to know when I get hit hard, and this dude fucking hit me hard. So I start swinging back, and he is obviously much more sober than I, and he (obviously) also starts swinging.

Whatever, that's cool, a fight is a fight, but this dude fucking swings first, hits me good right in the jaw, and then, grabs me by the fucking hair (I have long hair) and holds my head with his left as he fucking hits me with his right. Now that's just fucked up. I got a couple good hits in, but I know when I lose a fight and when I win, this dude definitely got me (shit, if you're holding someone else by the hair how wouldn't you win?). I'm just glad they are all just reasonable dudes and left it one on one and didn't all jump in. One guy did hit me once but the other dudes held him back.

I guess this isn't really going anywhere besides I got in a fight and lost about 15 feet away from two cops, the dudes grabbed my hair like a bitch, I got kinda fucked up, and the cop didn't do anything. Just had to vent, that's all.

Have a picture. It might not look too bad, but right above my eye is split open, and I had a lot of blood on my face, this photo is after I cleaned up. My shirt is also pretty bloody. I'm too lazy to go get stitches, and it's scabbed up pretty good now, so I guess if it's bad tomorrow I'll go. It kinda feels good though, I used to box and play goalie, and I haven't done anything physically painful in a while, so I kinda like the feeling. Alright, end of drunken rant.


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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: jewunit]
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fuck that faggot.


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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: vade]
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I never go out the house with out my .38 and CCW :cool:


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

Edited by Brainiac (03/04/07 01:16 AM)

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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Brainiac]
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I like to fight too, but whenever a situation arizes, the better part of me almost automatically tries do de-fuse the siuation.

It is not because im afraid of figting.
Id kill a man, eat him, and put his cock on a neck-lace with turkey bones.
But i dont like all the consequences.

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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Mitchnast]
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Even if its bad tomorrow it will be too late for the hospital to do anything other than disinfect it and maybe give you a shot to help it heal a lil faster/better, but no stitches.


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: eligal]
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looks like he smacked that bushy unibrow clean off!

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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: eligal]
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At least you didn't get curbed like Muppet

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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Rahie]
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for real? that sucks, thats a psyco thing to do.
I would sooner give a man brainworms than curb him.

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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Mitchnast]
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I honestly dont see more than a small papercut... :tongue2:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Mitchnast]
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Mitchnast said:
looks like he smacked that bushy unibrow clean off!



:lol::lol:

Actually, as bushy as my eyebrows are, I never get a unibrow.

The just grow separately like a plant injected with Miracle-Gro.


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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: jewunit]
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yeah, and my ass just looks hairy because its dark in the crack :smile:

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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Mitchnast]
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:rofl:


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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Mitchnast]
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i should'nt be talking, If i diddn't pluck, my eyebrows would criss-cross.

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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Mitchnast]
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jewunit
Come on, tell us the truth. Your women did it to you.:smirk:


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

Edited by Brainiac (03/04/07 01:39 AM)

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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Brainiac]
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no way man, when i got hooked up, i stopped ALL my hygene practices....

oh wait, you meant jewunit? no way man, thats the work of a pimp...

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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Mitchnast]
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Alright, what really happened was I had a night of crazy rough sex with my man, and my head got knocked into the headboard so many times I came out looking like that. I thought I would just add a slightly more manly twist to it so I could look like a wanna be tough guy who got his ass beat.


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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Mitchnast]
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This dude I know who works near where I do has a uni brah. If I was him I would trim it.

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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: jewunit]
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:calledajoke:


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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: jewunit]
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actually i was gonna tell them baby, but i tought you might enjoy it more if you said it yourself.
rrrar
you'r daddies wannabe tough guy

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Re: Don't drink and fight [Re: Brainiac]
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Yeah dude I know, just joking along.

I'm not pissed about it at all, basically I got my ass beat and I can man up and admit it, whatever, might as well crack on myself while I'm at it.


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Edited by jewunit (03/04/07 01:50 AM)

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