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Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids.
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While I was at work today, for some reason I started thinking of all the little stupid sayings/songs we had when we were like 7-12.

Here's a few that I recall;

"Ranger Rick had an eight foot dick, and he showed it to the lady next door.

She thought it was a snake, and she hit it with a rake....

Now it's only six-foot-four."


The "Tom the toad/roadkill song"; "Oh Tom the Toad, oh Tom the Toad, why did you hop out in the road?

You used to beeeee so green and fat, now you're small & red and flat...

Oh Tom the Toad, oh Tom the Toad, why did you hop out in the road?"

There was a verse for all sorts of different animals, Sam the Snake for instance....I forget the rest though. :shrug:



The Diarrhea Song; "When you're climbing up the ladder and feel something splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea..."

There were a TON of different verses for that one.


.............and last, but not least; ...........The Orgy at the Zoo!

"Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

Screw a kangaroo,

Gang bang an orangutan, an orgy at the zoo....."



Those were all the rage back in the day, ALL the guys were singing 'em. :lol: The orgy at the zoo & ranger rick were the later years; middle school, whereas the others were elementary school stuff.

Any of you remember these?  If you remember any other crazy-ass shit that you found amusing as youngsters, lets hear it. :grin:


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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
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Yeah I remember one...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high unzipped his fly and said do you wanna
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun
Jack and Jill came down the hill and now they have a son

Weird how you remember this shit over more important things  :foreheadslap:

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
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I wish I grew up in your neck of the woods, I'll be teaching those to my children, thanks a bunch :smile:


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"Blow up your TV, throw away your paper.  Go to the country, build you a home."

- John Prine

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: schmutzen] * 1
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Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin layed an egg


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:thumbup: :thumbdown:

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Great Scott] * 1
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milk milk lemonade
round the back the fudge is made
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ring around the rosy
a pocket full of posies
ashes ashes we all fall down
weeeeeeee

k


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we hope that you choke

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: knumb] * 1
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[quote/]Jingle Bells
Batman smalles
Robin layed an egg[quote/]


conitnued....bat-mobile lost a wheel and joker got away...HEY!


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"Life lived in the absence of the psychedelic experience that primordial shamanism is based on is life trivialized, life denied, life enslaved to the ego."

"You teach the world how to treat you, by showing the world how you treat yourself."

A well developed sense of humor is far superior to any religion"

"Everything you could want and could be, you already have and are."

:peace: & :heart:

Edited by hoopershroomer (02/21/07 03:20 PM)

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
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Miss Suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The steamboat went to-
Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I'll kick your big be-
'Hind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it
And cut her big old-
Ask me no more questions
Give me no more lies

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
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bubblegum bubblegum in a dish
how many pieces do you wish

wow nostalgia!

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
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Me chinese, me play joke
Me put peepee in your Coke
Me speak English, me so smart
Me not drink the peepee part

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Newbie] * 1
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Beans! Beans! They're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So lets eat beans for every meal!


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"...now waters run free, no more fish in the sea..."
1983-2004

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Cubieman420]
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down by the bay
where the watermelons grow
back to my home
i shall not go
cause if i do
my mother will say

did you ever see a whale with a polkadot tail?


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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
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Boom-Chic-a-Boom!
I said a Boom-Chic-A-Rock-A-Chic-A-Rock-A-Chic-A-Boom!
Oh-Yeah!
Uh-Huh!



VALLEY GIRL STYLE!!!!




(i was a day camp counselor over summer :crazy:)


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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: boO]
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boO said:
Miss Suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The steamboat went to-
Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I'll kick your big be-
'Hind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it
And cut her big old-
Ask me no more questions
Give me no more lies


continued...the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their flys, are in the meadow
the beaves are in the park
miss suzy and her boyfriend, are kissing in the
D.A.R.K  D.A.R.K DARK! DARK! DARK!
darker than the ocean
darker than the sea
darker than the big fat boy chasing after me


:shrug: im surprised i could even rememeber that. :lol:


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"Life lived in the absence of the psychedelic experience that primordial shamanism is based on is life trivialized, life denied, life enslaved to the ego."

"You teach the world how to treat you, by showing the world how you treat yourself."

A well developed sense of humor is far superior to any religion"

"Everything you could want and could be, you already have and are."

:peace: & :heart:

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: boO]
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boO said:
Miss Suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The steamboat went to-
Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I'll kick your big be-
'Hind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it
And cut her big old-
Ask me no more questions
Give me no more lies


Jeez, this brings back all sorts of childhood memories.


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:philkensebben: There should be a science of discontent. People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles.

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Newbie] * 1
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NewbieShroomie said:
Me chinese, me play joke
Me put peepee in your Coke
Me speak English, me so smart
Me not drink the peepee part


Me chinese, me no dumb
me hang onto daddy's bum
daddy go "pffffft", I go zooom
that is how I home so soon

:lol:


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namaste said:
no flamz in da ODD, if you got nothing to contribute then keep yo lips zipped
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: knumb]
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knumb said:
milk milk lemonade
round the back the fudge is made

k


hahaha


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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: mytehdogizflying]
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Quote:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high unzipped his fly and said do you wanna
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun
Jack and Jill came down the hill and now they have a son


:rofl: :thumbup: That's a new one on me.

Quote:
Miss Suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The steamboat went to-
Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I'll kick your big be-
'Hind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it
And cut her big old-
Ask me no more questions
Give me no more lies

continued...the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their flys, are in the meadow
the beaves are in the park
miss suzy and her boyfriend, are kissing in the
D.A.R.K D.A.R.K DARK! DARK! DARK!
darker than the ocean
darker than the sea
darker than the big fat boy chasing after me


Aha! I remember that one too.


Quote:
Me chinese, me play joke
Me put peepee in your Coke
Me speak English, me so smart
Me not drink the peepee part



Quote:
Beans! Beans! They're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So lets eat beans for every meal!



Those as well. :laugh:



There once was a man from Canute
Who was troubled by warts on his root
he put acid on these, and now when he pees
he can finger his root like a flute


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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
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There once was a lad from Metrass
Whose balls were made of fine brass
And in stormy weather
They both clanged together
And sparks flew out of his ass!


There once was a man from nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he slipped it on in
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!"

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
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one bright day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
a deaf policeman heard the noise
came and shot the two dead boys
if you dont believe this lie is true
ask the blind man he saw it too
:shrug:


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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Shroomism]
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:lol: :thumbup:

There once was a girl named Alice
who used a dynamite stick as a phallice
they found her vagina in north carolina
and bits of her tits in dallas


There once was a man named magruder
who met a girl in the nude & he wooed her
she thought it was rude to be wooed in the nude
but magruder was shrewder & he screwed her.

:grin:


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