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Mike_yy
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
#6595000 - 02/21/07 06:48 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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If your happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap). If your happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap) If your happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if your happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap).
If your happy and you know it stamp your feet (stamp stamp) Y'all see where this is heading ?
We was forced to sing that shit..
Edited by Mike_yy (02/21/07 06:58 PM)
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Mike_yy
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Mike_yy]
#6595022 - 02/21/07 06:53 PM (17 years, 30 days ago) |
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If you go down to the woods today you'll never believe your eyes. If you go down to the woods today your in for a big surprise.
Cos mum and dad are having a shag, and uncle frank is having a wank, and auntie mable's getting it off with graaaaaanddad..
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
#24902777 - 01/10/18 10:17 AM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not a rhyme but did anyone else say this when someone says crazy?
Crazy? Did you say crazy? I was ccrazy once and they locked me in a rubber room. I died there. They burried me. The worms tickles my toes. It drove me crazy! Crazy? Did I say crazy?...
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: ShakesMcCracken] 1
#24906126 - 01/11/18 06:16 PM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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when I was young and in my prime I used to jack off all the time now I'm grown I got more sense I use a knothole in the fence
the moon was high the sky was blue down the street the shitwagon flew it hit a bump a scream was heard a man was hit by a flying turd
the moon was high the sky was blue the wind blew up her nighty jumped in bed covered her head thought I couldn't find it fucked her once fucked her twice fucked her once too often hit the backbone of her spine and sent her to her coffin sung by the whorehouse cortet you got a hard on I bet
There once was a young girl named heather who's pussy was made of leather it made a strange noise that attracted the boys by rubbing the edges together
in 1492 columbus sailed the ocean blue hit a rock split his cock and pissed all over the history clock
who's a knocking at my door who's a knocking at my door who's a knocking at my door said the fair young maiden open the door you dirty whore said barnacle bill the sailor
come in and we shall dance come in and we shall dance come in and we shall dance said the fair young maiden to hell with the dance and down with the pants said barnacle bill the sailor
what if we should go to jail what if we should go to jail what if we should go to jail said the fair young maiden we'll pick the lock with a hairy cock said barnacle bill the sailor
what if we should get the chair what if we should get the chair what if we should get the chair said the fair young maiden we'll lay a fart and blow it apart said barnacle bill the sailor
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#24906128 - 01/11/18 06:17 PM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Man I don't even remember making this thread.
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
#24906146 - 01/11/18 06:26 PM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Five IV junkies nodding on the bed one OD'd and lost his breath momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more junkies nodding on the bed!
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
#24906154 - 01/11/18 06:31 PM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ha! 10 years ago,lol!
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basqueshaman
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#24906222 - 01/11/18 07:03 PM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Iny miny miney mo catch a nigger by the toe If he screams then let him go
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: basqueshaman]
#24906317 - 01/11/18 07:38 PM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#24909111 - 01/12/18 09:34 PM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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mother fucker titty sucker 2 ball bitch got a ring around your pussy like a sonofabitch your daddy's in jail your mommas in hell your sisters on the corner saying pussy for sale
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psi
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Noviseer]
#24909147 - 01/12/18 09:54 PM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Noviseer said:
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NewbieShroomie said: Me chinese, me play joke Me put peepee in your Coke Me speak English, me so smart Me not drink the peepee part
Me chinese, me no dumb me hang onto daddy's bum daddy go "pffffft", I go zooom that is how I home so soon
We used to have some variation of this but I don't remember how it went. The "Chinese people are stupid because they don't speak English" trope has mostly died out these days it seems.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: psi]
#24909166 - 01/12/18 10:01 PM (6 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol, I never heard the second part to the coke one.
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