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Re: So what's with the Chuck Norris business?

[Re: Vvellum]
#6380847 - 12/17/06 07:56 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

I remember flicking onto this totally random Chuck Norris show movie one night, with him as a trucker...

And at some point, he ended up in a horse corral, fighting a mexican for a horse. I'm not sure what happened to get there, but if anyone knows the name of that movie, I'd be thrilled...

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Re: So what's with the Chuck Norris business?

[Re: hobbitxkillyou]
#6380862 - 12/17/06 08:00 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

hobbitxkillyou said:

When the eyes of a Ranger are upon you....

Seriously though, the last ten minutes of Walker, Texas Ranger are the best 10 minutes of any show.

One scene I remember is this: In a science lab, Chuck is fighting this "unstoppable" dude. Chuck's gettin beat up. He (roundhouse) kicks a flask of acid or something on the guy, then a lady he's trying to save shoots him with a butane torch. The guy is now on fire. So Chuck roundhouse kicks him in the chest, out a window, and the guy falls two stories onto some tanks, which explode.

That was actually a scene. The majority of it was in slow mo.

That's what makes Chuck so crazy. Nobody ever wants to watch his show, but once it's on nobody can turn it off because of shit like that.

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