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A message from Chuck Norris
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http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

:lol:


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Click the pic to hear some songs I've recorded.


:rockon:

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: Harbinger]
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advertising :thumbdown:

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: Harbinger]
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Chuck Norris ate a nursery full of babies once just to prove that babies did not taste like chicken.

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: DNKYD]
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:rotfl:

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: Harbinger]
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haha that's great.


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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: Vvellum]
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chuck norris's tears cures cancer, too bad he never cries.


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: coda]
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hahaha :wink:


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Disclaimer!?

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: Gomp]
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Has anyone ever seen Chuck Norris and Vin Deisel together? Hmm.. I smell a conspiracy.


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LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: Jadian]
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Are you suggesting Norris and Deisel are the same person? If Chuck Norris heard something like that he would snap your neck, then kill you 20 times over before you hit the ground.

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: DNKYD]
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Funny... because that's EXACTLY WHAT VIN DEISEL WOULD DO. BUSTED.


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LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: Harbinger]
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Chuck Norris died in Return of the Dragon. Bruce Lee kills him.


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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
Chuck Norris died in Return of the Dragon. Bruce Lee kills him.


Owned.

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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:yesnod:



The ONLY movie you will EVER see Chucky die in. Promise.
hahaha... just look at that 70s mullet and those sideburns.. :lol:
In real life Bruce actually taught him some things.


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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: Shroomism]
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Just to prove a point chuck norris chain smoked 20 cartons of unfiltered cigarettes a day until he had 15 different types of terminal cancer. He defeated the cancer's in 30 min just by flexing.


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: coda]
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax just by pointing at her and saying "booya!"

(You'd think he would know, however, that the title of a book should be italicized, not in quotes.)


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Supercollider? I just met her!

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: supercollider]
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Chuck Norris is a closet Napoleonist planning world domination. :box:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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Who isn't these days?


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: A message from Chuck Norris [Re: supercollider]
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Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong.


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