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MenuShroom
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: 24hoursago]
#5249677 - 02/01/06 12:37 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Heart attack? wasn't he super healthy? I bet he didn't drink his wine... i heard that helps with those things..
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: 24hoursago]
#5249685 - 02/01/06 12:38 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
24hoursago said: The joke has flown entirely over your head, friend.
The fact is hes kind of lame, and its all in the irony. Hes painted to be such a badass in everything he does, but really.. hes just an old white guy with a mullet who does kung fu. - Rediculous.
You are kidding right?
The man created a renowned form of martial arts for christs sake. Show some respect.
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gregorio
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: MenuShroom]
#5249695 - 02/01/06 12:40 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yes, dinking wine in moderation can be beneficial to ones heart.
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dr0mni
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: gregorio]
#5251154 - 02/01/06 01:51 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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nice!
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gluke bastid
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5251288 - 02/01/06 02:27 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was really scared for a minute, VoidsOfsPG...I felt my heart breaking as I thought that Chuck had gone down once and for all. You shouldn't play with people's emotions like that, you could start mass hysteria. This country needs Chuck Norris to keep it together, he is the symbol of everything good.
God bless and keep him.
(facetious)
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eric_the_red
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5251453 - 02/01/06 03:02 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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chuck norris doesn't pass away, he passes out...
lethal roundhouses and upper cuts.
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Shroomism
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Quote:
mattzdope said:
You are kidding right?
The man created a renowned form of martial arts for christs sake. Show some respect.
What form of martial arts is that? Bruce Lee taught him everything he knows.
And in Return of the Dragon, you get to see Chuck Norris die. Because Bruce Lee kicks ass.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer, and he is the father of my three illegitimate children.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: Shroomism]
#5251599 - 02/01/06 03:36 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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He named it Chun Kuk Do.
http://www.chunkukdo.com/
"In 1958 Norris joined the United States Air Force as a Military Policeman and was sent to Osan Air Base South Korea. It was in South Korea that Norris acquired the nickname Chuck and began his training in Tang Soo Do, an interest that would segue into black belts in Tang Soo Do and Taekwondo, both Korean martial arts, Shinto-Ryu Karate, and Brazilian jujutsu; and the founding of the Chun Kuk Do ("Universal Way") form and the education association (United Fighting Arts Federation)."
He didn't meet Bruce Lee for years after forming his own form of Martial Arts.
"At a martial arts demonstration in Long Beach, Norris met the soon to be famous Bruce Lee. In 1972, he acted as Bruce Lee's nemesis in the movie Way of the Dragon, and in 1974, McQueen encouraged him to begin acting classes at the MGM Studio."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
It's quite possible that Chuck taught Lee everything he knew.
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debianlinux
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: UlisSausage7]
#5251610 - 02/01/06 03:37 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
UlisSausage7 said: its funny, me and my friend have been making fun of/glorifying chuck norris' badassness for like 5 years and now all of the sudden people catch on.
Chuck has been an icon of geek humor for decades, son. You are the one just starting to catch on.
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Shroomism
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How gay is that.. total ripoff of Jeet Kune Do
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: Shroomism]
#5251653 - 02/01/06 03:47 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah I think he ripped off quite a few forms of martial arts.
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i_rage_against
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I once met chuck norris' body double (an ex-boyfriend's uncle)... this man is so cool and so hard-core he doesn't do all of his own work even.
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Ripple
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5251723 - 02/01/06 04:00 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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That was good!
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Crazy_Diamond
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: Ripple]
#5251780 - 02/01/06 04:13 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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a very GOOD one!! i almoust send my dad a email telling him about it....he loves his movies...DONT KNOW WHY!
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Zicki
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i can barely make out what that shit says
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MaFiaDC
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: Zicki]
#5252205 - 02/01/06 06:11 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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hes not dead, u do realize this?
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VoidOfsPg
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Re: Chuck Norris passed away... [Re: Zicki]
#5252224 - 02/01/06 06:15 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Zicki said: i can barely make out what that shit says
you are clicking on the picture, right?
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