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A new terrorist organization on the rise!
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At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The FBI is charging him with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search for absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle.'"

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

... C'mon Shroomery! Bunker down! The time has come to defend our ggrreeaatt country from the evil terrorist who want to take away your freedom!!!
:minigun:


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Re: A new terrorist organization on the rise! [Re: sacred_mushroom]
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The worst part is that they multiply at a geometric rate.. :ooo:


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Re: A new terrorist organization on the rise! [Re: Asante]
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*exponential

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Re: A new terrorist organization on the rise! [Re: Vvellum]
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pwnt!

It's true - I sucked at math :blush:


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Re: A new terrorist organization on the rise! [Re: Asante]
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haha... i wish i lived in the matrix... *Uploading: Differential Equations*


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Re: A new terrorist organization on the rise! [Re: sacred_mushroom]
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:lol: great post!


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Re: A new terrorist organization on the rise! [Re: sacred_mushroom]
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I think I've seen some of them on campus at my school. I shall immediately gather the peasants and get our pitchforks and torches!


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Re: A new terrorist organization on the rise! [Re: Jadian]
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is that from the onion?


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Re: A new terrorist organization on the rise! [Re: FL_accciD]
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Geometric and exponential grow are the same thing.


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Re: A new terrorist organization on the rise! [Re: FL_accciD]
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FL_accciD said:
is that from the onion?


I have no clue... buddy sent it to me... i'd love to hang out and chat but i'm off to go nab me somma dem damn Al-Gebra punk asses!    :cigar:


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