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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
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Or when you're looking for your sunglasses and not only are they on your head, you're wearing them :grin:

Only happened once I swear  :shiftyeyes:


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Jadian]
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You look in your bag for five minutes for something only to realise you're holding it in your other hand.

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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Shattered]
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Choosing between McDonalds and Burger King is a major life choice.


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The story goes, or the way that I was told
There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low
And so he called all the wise men to the hall
And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls
But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring
It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king
Engraved in black, it had no front or back
But there were words around the band that said
Just know: This Too Shall Pass


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Jadian]
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you can't tell if the last load was smoked or dropped somewhere else and you think you smoked it but then you think again and you are sure you didn't smoke it. And then you look all over the place with no luck at all to find it so you give up and stop looking and make the idea back that you smoked it. Then of course you find it in your hair or somewhere more ridiculous than that.


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Jadian]
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Yup, I'm bumping this to get it started again because I had one of those moments today and remembered posting this last year.


You know you're stoned when you get up really quick for something, and sit back down 10 minutes later with a turkey sandwich and the distinct feeling that's not what you got up for.


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