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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Tahoe58]
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Tahoe58 said:
when you walk upstairs and forget why the fuck you going anywhere....total blank...right ok....now I remember...LOL


Shit, I do that everyday when I'm sober.

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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Deadmaker]
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you know yer stoned when..

searching the couch cushions becomes a treasure hunt.


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: 40oz]
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you know you're stoned when you light your long-ass hippie hair on fire instead of the bowl!


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What can I say??? I like this shit!!
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despisedicon said:
We all know the reasons why 50 Cent and Korn are gay faggots. You suck at life and I'm not talking about the board game fella.

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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: ToTheExtreme, LOL]
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When you take a turn and end up driving in the wrong lane...

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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Kamek]
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When you have a bowl then put your lighter down in front of you,
the next time you go for your lighter it's disappeared off the face of the planet.


Then starts the mad search for it thinking 'arrrrgh, it was right fuckin there'

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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Mike_yy]
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mikeyyork said:
When you have a bowl then put your lighter down in front of you,
the next time you go for your lighter it's disappeared off the face of the planet.


Then starts the mad search for it thinking 'arrrrgh, it was right fuckin there'


every single time..

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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: trippin_balls]
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Hahaha for a moment there I was thinking "Pub material" thinking I was in OTD. For shame :nonono:


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Kamek]
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Kamek said:
When you take a turn and end up driving in the wrong lane...


Did this last night and it was a 1 way road on a highway at 11pm. We were so ripped and freaking out LOL.


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Jadian]
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Holy shit, last time I saw this post it had 1 reply, that's funny. 

Some of those are pretty damn accurate, at least something I can relate to. 

Especially yours 40, :lol: that reminds me of 9th grade getting stoned out of a pop can in the woods with my brother.


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: AJ4U]
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You know you're stoned when....going back downstairs turns into sneaking around your dark house half naked in a house coat with a cap pistola pretending your a robber...for like 45 minutes.


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Meat_hod]
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You know you're stoned when you envy how your dog drinks water.  :lol:

And then you think he's looking at you funny.  Alright this fucker IS looking at me funny.  I'm gonna go tackle my dog.


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Jadian]
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When you are so bored, you start posting in otd, which is way out of the norm.

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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Spooge]
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you know your stoned when you have smoked some of this


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: elsig]
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Good point!


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: 40oz]
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40oz said:
You know you're stoned when....
the trip to the cornerstore a whole block away is a "MISSION"



i live for MISSIONS ahahahhahahaa


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: tripballs000]
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...you enter your phone number into the microwave trying to make a Hot Pocket.

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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Newbie]
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hahahaah oomg lol haha


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: AJ4U]
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you watch star trek for 5 hours a day all summer long


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despisedicon said:
We all know the reasons why 50 Cent and Korn are gay faggots. You suck at life and I'm not talking about the board game fella.

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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Newbie]
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I've put a pack of cigarettes in the microwave and a burrito in the freezer in the same motion once.


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Re: You know you're stoned when.... [Re: Jadian]
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you know you're stoned when you spend an hour looking for your sunglasses and they've been on your head the whole time.  :lol:


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