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Man Law
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so we should compile a list of all man laws...

so far:

1. You Poke it, You own it.

2. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its a 6 day waiting period.

4. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

5. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "its not their brand."

i added the last one

keep adding more

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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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6. If she's not crying, I'm not buying


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Re: Man Law [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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If it itches, scratch it

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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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No fruit in beer is the newest i've seen.


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Re: Man Law [Re: Vatharul]
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there is one of the radio right now:

"beer toll" no man shall sip from another's beer when passing it down the row at the baseball game


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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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A man's freedom to fart in the privacy of his own home should be in the constitution.

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Re: Man Law [Re: Le_Canard]
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Here is a list.

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Re: Man Law [Re: Le_Canard]
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A female's observation -

1) If the phone rings, you must announce it as "Phone's Ringing", even though everyone in the room is aware of it. Make no effort to actually answer it, somebody else will and if it's for you they'll probably tell you. If not, it doesn't really matter anyway.

2) It's not cool to put the remote by the TV. That defeats the purpose of the remote in the first place...Leave it between the couch cushions where it is easily accessible to all. Besides, digging through the couch is like a treasure hunt. You never know what will turn up.

3) If you leave trash in the open, someone else is sure to notice it and throw it away. No need to over exert yourself with a trip to the kitchen trash bin.

4) When you go out with the girls, let us know that you aren't out @*#$ing some other guy. Not that we care about the act itself, but the fact that we're, possibly, maybe, even by chance not enough for you is a major ego slam. Which brings us to...

5) When we're out with the guys, please don't call to check up. Yes we're at the titty bar, but we're just looking. Window shopping. If we touch we know we're going to get kicked out because we can't tip. All of our cash went to pay for bills and your manicure this week...

6) Patronizing without letting your PMS-ing spouse/signifigant other KNOW you're patronizing is the first thing we learned about the dating world. Playing nice = Getting Laid. Simple as that. Nod and smile, my friend...Nod and smile.


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Re: Man Law [Re: LingeringDestiny]
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this is man law... therefore the post above shall be removed immediately please...

another man law:

Never allow women to have control of the remote.

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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E .. Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet.. or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants.. (or any other article of clothing).

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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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Under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Lets just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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AliceDee said:
another man law:

Never allow women to have control


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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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If a man "takes one for the team" and fucks a girls fat friend to give you time to seal the deal with a hotty, he must pay for your doctor bills when you contract an STD.

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Re: Man Law [Re: Soggy_Donuts]
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Money spent on rice(car accessories) is not money spent on beer.

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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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AliceDee said:
this is man law... therefore the post above shall be removed immediately please...

another man law:

Never allow women to have control of the remote.


That's just Man Law as a woman sees it. Can you dispute it? :P

If you seriously want me to remove it though, I will. I detect sarcasm in your statement however, sir ^_~


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Re: Man Law [Re: LingeringDestiny]
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One man law more need to follow.

Always use every other urinal. If there is a urinal open, but there is someone using the one right next to it, WAIT!! Also always use the urinal furthest away from anyone else

I thought all guys knew this one

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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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AliceDee said:
Under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Lets just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.


people who earn the title manbitch can only be redeemed by taking a whole weeks worth of 'one for the team'...

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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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Quote:
When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.


why?

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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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14 (or whatever) - The man ALWAYS drives

15 - Women don't touch the radio when the man is in the car. If woman drives car and changes radio, it must be put back by the time the car is back in possession of man.

16 - Garage, Basement, and Shed = Man's
Attic, Kitchen, Laundry Room = Woman's


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Re: Man Law [Re: AliceDee]
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AliceDee said:
so we should compile a list of all man laws...

so far:

1. You Poke it, You own it.

2. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its a 6 day waiting period.

4. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

5. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "its not their brand."

i added the last one

keep adding more


"You can fuck a tranny, but then you gotta kill it"

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