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Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky.
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Just made myself some breakfast and reflected on last night's late night episode.  The night began when my buddy came over and we sipped some beers and watched Busted! video (he hadn't seen it yet so I made him  :tongue:) 

Bakery chic calls and wants to chill for a while.  She says she has to head into town to do some price changes in her dept so she'd stop by.  Well she did, and came dressed the same way as before but a different color.  I love those velvety sweatpants outfits  :thumbup:  Ever since the first time she came over and I made it known I want to plow her she's been playing this game where she'll talk really dirty, then kinda back off...She even sent me this pic:


So everyone eventually left, leaving us two all alone downstairs.  I was surprisingly ready to go despite my blood alcohol levels :lol:  I pulled her on top of me like a straddle and it all went uphill (or down from there).  She just whips it out and goes to TOWN on it, while I'm messing with her jungle.  She said she shaved a little strip but I guess she wasn't planning on getting any cuz it was bushy as hell.  Then she got all, shit you're illegal for me (in a drunken slur) and I'm trying to explain that 20 is definitely a legal age :lmao:  and I dunno she kept mumbling stuff and asking if it's supposed to "feel that good". 

She got kinda freaky though; weird freaky not good freaky.  She was all over my neck and earlobe, but I think she thought it was a pussy or something because she definitely ate out my ear.  She was wet as shit though, I mean I could feel it through her pants.  When the time came to whip out the Pleasure Pack of Trojans, she up and left.  She said she had her period, I told her w/e I'm drunk I have condoms, I don't care.  She didn't go for it and as she walked out the door she said gimme at least a week, then winked and stumbled out where I think she passed out in her car. 

In all I definitely had a fuckin crazy night...I mean here I am with this complete MILF I never actually thought I'd fuck and now she's grinding on my lap:lol:  I'm definitely playing this one cool.  I'm making her wait 2 weeks :wink:.

O yeah my bad if this goes out of Pub codes lol

Edited by Newbie (10/09/06 10:03 AM)

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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Newbie]
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you lucky fuck! get her to take some more pics then post those fucks.


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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Newbie]
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You got blue-balled by a MILF.  Buhahahahaha!  :rofl:


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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Newbie]
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man, i would have hit it either way. if she got me into it that much and up and left, id hit it literally and then hit it.


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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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LOL I know she got all weird and flustered. She made some weird sounds though...not like a typcal "mmmm" moan. It was like, "Ahhehhh...ah...eh...eeee..." I guess when chics go 2 years without sex they get a little nutty. I know she's going to be beggin for it after last night tho, and I'm just waiting for her to get aggressive. I don't like when chics are all talk then still want me to initiate it all. If you tell me how much you want to suck this dick, then DO IT. Complete turnoff.

array said:
man, i would have hit it either way. if she got me into it that much and up and left, id hit it literally and then hit it.


I did, I slapped her ass real hard when she got up. Don't you just wanna sink your teeth into that ass tho?

Edited by Newbie (10/09/06 08:45 AM)

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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Newbie]
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Sound like my buddy that worked in a bakery when he was 16. He hooked up with some MILF for a few months.

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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Newbie]
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Careful, bud.  I did the MILF thing when I was 20, lady was 36.  It got weird, cuz she did.  Just hit it a few times, get YOUR rocks off and that's it.  I'm pretty sure you're not looking for anything more than a lay, but in case you are, give me your home address and I'll come over and beat your ass for ya. :thumbup: :wink:


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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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im the only mother fucker who hasnt slept with a MILF.


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You look up at me and you see a god
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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: emilbus]
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well, yes

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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
Careful, bud.  I did the MILF thing when I was 20, lady was 36.  It got weird, cuz she did.  Just hit it a few times, get YOUR rocks off and that's it.  I'm pretty sure you're not looking for anything more than a lay, but in case you are, give me your home address and I'll come over and beat your ass for ya. :thumbup: :wink:


Yeah she already is weird to begin with, and I know she's gonna want a daddy and it ain't happening.  I made it clear to her from day one, I flat out said I'm not looking for a relationship, but I'm cool bein friends with benefits.  I've never played with a chic like this though, I always had too much respect before.  I'm trying out this method, and so far it's showing amazing results :lol:

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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Newbie]
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the bitch is fat

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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Newbie]
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NewbieShroomie said:
I did, I slapped her ass real hard when she got up. Don't you just wanna sink your teeth into that ass tho?


Oy, not really, it looks like a bag of ricotta cheese that's been trampled on by a football team with cleats.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Newbie]
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NewbieShroomie said:
[and I know she's gonna want a daddy and it ain't happening.


daddy as in kinky?

or daddy as in she has kids?

if she has kids be up front with her(as you did) and keep reminding her of your stance...and under NO circumstances meet the kids, go on a picnic etc it will confuse them(if they are young)

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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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That's an old picture.  Her ass is definitely smaller than that.  She's a small chic but has some curves.  Plus she's a mom  :blowme: I'm not expecting it to be factory sealed.

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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Newbie]
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its perfect for me. i could do things to that ass that you boys only dream about.


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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: emilbus]
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She told me she likes chics to. She talks about her dildos and how she likes to watch chics fuck other chics...

I just need to find one more girl who's interested and I know I could definitely pull of a 3 way.

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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
NewbieShroomie said:
I did, I slapped her ass real hard when she got up.  Don't you just wanna sink your teeth into that ass tho?


Oy, not really, it looks like a bag of ricotta cheese that's been trampled on by a football team with cleats.




OUCH :eek:


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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: Newbie]
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I'll hit it too. More cushion fo tha pushin'.

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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: gema]
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Despite all the talk, it seems like you're getting strung along by a drunk, slutty, milf. Good luck on that threesome.

Bitch ran out on me like and she'd have to crawl back.

(no I'm not always hard like that, but I've learned not to put up with THAT shit)


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Re: Good morning Shroomery. Bakery chic is freaky. [Re: SilentG]
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Definitely not strung along. She pays for the beer, she drives 45 minutes over here, she calls ME, she sends me the pictures... I hold the power here.

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