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Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000
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for illegally exporting 2 cars....when i only exported one, completely legally!

god i hate this fucking country, and on top of that they wouldnt even let back across the border!!!!!

to top it all off they also fucked up my car when they were messing with it and killed the 5 hours of work that i had done on the road fixing the alternator, so i was stuck in windsor with no headlights and no heat in a car that wouldnt run....

i spent the night in the windsor canadian tire parking lot..... with no blanket, shivering my ass off......

So the next day after it took 8 different people trying to jump my car, including 30 minutes with AAA..... i finally got it running this took 4 fucking hours to reverse the damage they did at the border...


So determined to get back to the usa, WHICH IS MY HOME COUNTRY!!!!!!!!
I go back on another border checkpoint, and lo and behold there was never any problem with any of my paperwork, or importation, or export , nothing!!!!!

this all started because, i was bringing my old car which i sold on e-bay to the buyer who lived in canada, and then bought a new diesel and was importing it back to the USA.

I had every paper and import record, insurance, registration, saftey titles, bills of sale, and everything i need. I dont fuck with the law at the border, and they still had to be assholes...

aside from that my trip to canada was a damn good time :smile: and ill probablly make a post about it later once i get over this shite :smile:



much love,
how have you all been while i was away?


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: ZippoZ]
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:lol:


That sucks man.


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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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meh, its all over and done with, and was quite an adventure, despite how damn annoying and just plain wrong it was..


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: ZippoZ]
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cut yer hair


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: Jim]
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haha, never, i should also add that i was halfway black from all of the work i had to do to the damn car en-route, i was a mess...

i suppose you have to look fancy to get back to your OWN FUCKING COUNTRY


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: ZippoZ]
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I had more problems getting into Canada last weekend than coming back in...


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: ZippoZ]
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I'd totally file suit or something. Everything wrong they could do to you, they did lol. At the very least I'd get someone fired.


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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: ZippoZ]
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That sucks dude, I had big issues with US customs about bringing video equipment in which was completely fucking retarded and now I'm flagged and get searched everytime I try and cross. I hate border patrol.

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: lipan]
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lipan said:
I'd totally file suit or something. Everything wrong they could do to you, they did lol. At the very least I'd get someone fired.


there is nothing you can do

I've had friends get the upholtery in their cars ruined, and nothing was found, and there was nothing they could do


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: ZippoZ]
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That's because you are a terrorist.

Just like when you walk through the doors of Wal-Mart you are a thief.

It's the American way.

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much love,
how have you all been while i was away?


Well.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: ZippoZ]
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general question:

why is it easier to get into the US from mexico,
but a pain in the fucking ass to get into the US from canada?

i live 5 minutes from the mex. border, & all they do
is ask you about 5 questions, just maybe ask you to open your trunk, then tell you to procede.
you dont even need to show an ID most of the time..


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: 40oz]
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cause you are white down there with a bunch of mexicans... up here everyone is white


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: Jim]
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no way dude. canada is full of pakistanians.


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: 40oz]
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to the brim

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: 40oz]
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really?

I didn't think anything of it when I was there....

I had no problems getting back into the US from canada, but on the way into Canada they pulled me off the train and interviewed me about my criminal record...

Coming into the US I looked like a trainwreck... had been up for three days straight tripping and eating e... had weed on me and a roll... they never asked me anything other than how long was I in Canada and if I was bringing back anything I need to pay tax on. US Passport makes it easy to come back into the states...


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: Jim]
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for me getting into canada is always a breeze, coming back is the issue.

then again, i was importing a car, it never goes smooth, lol

either way i have a new mercedes diesel :smile:


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:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: Jim]
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You obviously steered clear of mississauga/brampton.

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
Just like when you walk through the doors of Wal-Mart you are a thief.



Never had any problems lifting from Walmart..


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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
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Irradiated_Feces said:
You obviously steered clear of mississauga/brampton.


I crossed in niagara falls on an amtrack train


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Fuck US customs, detained me and threatened to fine me $10,000 [Re: ZippoZ]
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Fuck, last time i went to canada on the way back in they asked me if i aquired anything in canada. I said no I was just visiting my grandmother. On the way back I stoped at a resteraunt and got a doner and didn't eat it all so i asked for a to go box. So the boarder patrol guy was like "whats in the pizza box". I said "a half eaten donar i got while I was driving". He said "well thats something you aquired". The pig mother fucker made me throw it out and searched my car. What an asshole I guess america is safe once again because i don't have my half eaten donar. I was so pissed you can only get donars up in new brunswick. I shoulda held up the line and made him wait for me to finish eating the fucker.  :mad2:


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